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West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 16 Aug 2025, 17:07
by muskie
Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.
Watch this space.
I think we're fucked.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:34
by Tomshardware
Alf you are one miserable and boring cսnt. I thought I was a miserable and boring bastard but you even surpass me.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:29
by Fauxstralian
I think we catch Palace & Tottenham
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:28
by pdcwhu
I think we catch leeds
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:08
by El Scorchio
Can’t see Palace getting any joy if sticking with Glasner. He’s unhappy anc doesn’t want to be there and the players are unhappy and probably some of them don’t want to be there. Mateta wants out and it’s likely Wharton will as well after seeing the heart of their side depart in 18 months.
They should sack him now really. It would be in their best interests. But I hope they don’t for our best interests.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:04
by Sir Alf
Lets see how Sullivan supports Nuno in the transfer market this week. Get better back up at CB and central midfield and we might have the resources to give it a go but ideally we need a team or two to go into or continue to have a long run of defeats / no wins until end of season. Trouble is that teams like Spurs will pull the plug on their manager soon and probably get a bounce and we’re 3 wins behind them. Palace have Glasner and while they are struggling currently, he had the same thing last season in one spell but turned them around.
Leeds get a result tomorrow and its really looking bleak again. I know Im a misery but I like to face reality head on and “have seen this film before” 3 times.
We shall see. Need a few other results to start going our way thats for sure.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:00
by smartypants
It’s highly likely we will go into the last game of season 3rd from bottom and 2 points behind Leeds. That should be entertaining.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 17:51
by Fauxstralian
Can’t trust anyone to help us … not Scousers or West London ladyboys like Brentford
Think high 30’s will be needed which means maybe 6 wins out of 15
If we can’t win that many we deserve to go
Number 1 can be Chelsea next week
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 17:42
by Bondholder
We've been in worse situations, however Forest have played most of the big teams twice and we still have to play City, United, Liverpool, Villa and Chelsea. The damage was really done during December so now it's just a case of hitting and hoping now that other teams plummet.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 17:15
by yngwies Cat
Palace coming down with decorations.
Hopefully they will join the bottom feeders.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:47
by Fortunes Hiding
Fook me.
Alf is a miserable fooker.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:43
by honky cat
Ok
We'll have to beat chelsea then. Which we will ...
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:30
by Vexed
eusebiovic wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 16:26
The cold hard facts are we've won 5 out of 23 matches.
We need 7 wins out of 15 to stay up. I get the feeling that 40 points might be needed this season.
Plenty of teams have done it before but it's a tall order to be honest.
Didn't Leicester win 7 out of 9 to avoid relegation the season before they were champions?
Rock bottom as well if I remember correctly
We dont need seven wins. We need a point more than one of the other cunts. Five wins, three draws sees us safe. This is achievable if we play like we have in the last two.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:26
by onsideman
Vexed wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 16:22
Itsupforgrabsnooow wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 16:20
We only need to claw back 3 points on Leeds before the last game of the season then we play them at home
That’s probably our best chance at the moment
This is true, unfortunately they actually look quite good compared to the likes of Forest, Spurs and Palace. You can almost guarantee Moyes' Everton will throw in a stinker tomorrow like Brentford did today.
Yeah they do, they're playing with confidence and getting the breaks. I'm hoping a bit of bad luck and maybe an injury to Calvert-Lewin could see them going on a bad run
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:26
by eusebiovic
The cold hard facts are we've won 5 out of 23 matches.
We need 7 wins out of 15 to stay up. I get the feeling that 40 points might be needed this season.
Plenty of teams have done it before but it's a tall order to be honest.
Didn't Leicester win 7 out of 9 to avoid relegation the season before they were champions?
Rock bottom as well if I remember correctly

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:25
by Massive Attack
Itsupforgrabsnooow wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 16:20
We only need to claw back 3 points on Leeds before the last game of the season then we play them at home
That’s probably our best chance at the moment
They're the one's I'm banking on catching as well. It's set up for last game of the season in a high stakes game/tear-up.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:22
by Vexed
Itsupforgrabsnooow wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 16:20
We only need to claw back 3 points on Leeds before the last game of the season then we play them at home
That’s probably our best chance at the moment
This is true, unfortunately they actually look quite good compared to the likes of Forest, Spurs and Palace. You can almost guarantee Moyes' Everton will throw in a stinker tomorrow like Brentford did today.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:20
by Itsupforgrabsnooow
We only need to claw back 3 points on Leeds before the last game of the season then we play them at home
That’s probably our best chance at the moment
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:18
by violator
Sir Alf" wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 15:57
Looking at the table and still needing 8 points to catch the main pack. Id say, despite mini upturn in results we looked fooked still. Cannot see the Palace and Spurs slumps continuing too much longer. And although we’ve looked better its still too early to say it will continue fot 15 more games. Just feels like we need good fortune and there is little or none this season
Palace and Forest in Europe could help us.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:17
by Vexed
Westham67 wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 16:07
Palace have worse form than Wolves, Burnley and everything in between. Two points in seven games
They lose Wharton to suspension for their game against...... Forest. The luck just seems to be following Forest at the moment. Can't last forever though!
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:11
by nychammer
Manuel wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 16:03
nychammer wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 15:59
Yep it will truly be the great escape. We’ll have win at least 2-3 more games than forest or Leeds. Still in our hands
That is a simple and positive way of looking at it, but do we have it in us. It's looking like it's going to be over 40 points this season.
I think we’ll push it close but that forest game was the straw that broke the camels back. There is hope however and well go into the Chelsea game on a high so who knows, stranger things have happened !!
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:07
by Westham67
Palace have worse form than Wolves, Burnley and everything in between. Two points in seven games
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:05
by Vexed
Manuel wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 16:03
nychammer wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 15:59
Yep it will truly be the great escape. We’ll have win at least 2-3 more games than forest or Leeds. Still in our hands
That is a simple and positive way of looking at it, but do we have it in us. It's looking like it's going to be over 40 points this season.
Doubt it. 38 points and we're golden.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:03
by Vexed
Sir Alf" wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 15:57
Looking at the table and still needing 8 points to catch the main pack. Id say, despite mini upturn in results we looked fooked still. Cannot see the Palace and Spurs slumps continuing too much longer. And although we’ve looked better its still too early to say it will continue fot 15 more games. Just feels like we need good fortune and there is little or none this season
Shutup you boring fucking cսnt
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:03
by Manuel
nychammer wrote: ↑25 Jan 2026, 15:59
Yep it will truly be the great escape. We’ll have win at least 2-3 more games than forest or Leeds. Still in our hands
That is a simple and positive way of looking at it, but do we have it in us. It's looking like it's going to be over 40 points this season.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:01
by Westham67
Back to a five-point gap, no difference from yesterday. This is more demoralising than losing, but I am ever the optimist; a lot can happen in 15 games