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West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 16 Aug 2025, 17:07
by muskie
Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.
Watch this space.
I think we're fucked.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 21:05
by smartypants
Dyche will be bang up for this game now, this is exactly the type of match he’s made for. We really lacked a leader today and the only 2 players (and maybe Bowen) who might be able to drag us over the line are Paqueta and Soucek and I’m far from confident either will. It’s a sorry state of affairs with a team made up from about 4 different managers. Today was sadly predictable, the only bit I got wrong was that Larson didn’t score. My poor (autistic) 11 year old son really couldn’t understand what was happening today or why I’d made him watch it in what is easily the worst away end I’ve ever been in.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 20:46
by Massive Attack
zebthecat wrote: ↑03 Jan 2026, 20:33
We're not quite done yet.
Lose to Forest and we definitely are.
We are rapidly catching up Wolves in negative goal difference.
The only hope is if Forest completely fall to bits for the rest of the season, I cannot see any of the other teams being remotely in touch.
That is what's frustrating me so much because if we act sooner we could give ourselves a better chsnce of staying up but this Club when it needs to act quicker drags it heels and when it needs to give it more time they act too hastily. Classic BS regime.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 20:44
by Come On You Irons
If we do get relegated this season it will be our sixth relegation from the top flight since World War Two.
Chelsea has been relegated from the top flight four times since World War Two, while Tottenham has only been relegated once and Arsenal hasn't been relegated at all.
We really are a joke compared to those three clubs. Held back by successive incompetent, unambitious and useless owners.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 20:33
by zebthecat
We're not quite done yet.
Lose to Forest and we definitely are.
We are rapidly catching up Wolves in negative goal difference.
The only hope is if Forest completely fall to bits for the rest of the season, I cannot see any of the other teams being remotely in touch.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 18:03
by Massive Attack
Sweep wrote: ↑03 Jan 2026, 17:33
Points needed to stay up is dropping like a stone because none of the teams down there can buy a win, except Wolves against us.
We just wasted a great opportunity to get someone else in before Fulham after the Man City defeat and had 3 very winnable games against Fulham and Brighton at Home and also against 1 of the worst Teams in Prem history without a win until today. Opportunity chucked in the bin for thinking this tit would actually somehow miraculously turn it all around that resulted in just 1 measily point. 3 winnable games now gone and I wouldn't put it past these divs blindly keeping him in charge of a disaster fixture next against Forest his former Club that dumped him on us.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 17:33
by Sweep
Points needed to stay up is dropping like a stone because none of the teams down there can buy a win, except Wolves against us.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 15:58
by nychammer
i think we just need to approach every game like we cant be arsed now and get it over with.
Please no hope or rally in form. At this stage hope would be worse than just accepting our fate and having it confirmed sooner than later so we can plan for the Championship.
The one consolation will be seeing that puerile cսnt sullivan getting what he deserves and laughing at the 10K that will show up and rattle around n that next level bowl we play in
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 15:43
by muskie
We are dead and buried.
Nuno truly is a clueless cսnt.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 15:23
by Mad Dog
Put this on the match thread, but its probably more appropriate here
What annoys me about all this is these cunts still get paid whether they bother or not. And not just paid they get paid per week double what a lot of fans make in a fucking year. And thats every fucking week. And if we go down, they'll just get a transfer elsewhere and keep makig a fortune. WE will be the ones left watching the club crumble in a half empty stadium in the championship as were in this for the long haul. I fucking hate professional footballers
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 17:28
by Westham67
cup of tea" wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 17:24
northbankboy68 wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 17:20
I reckon there's a good chance that cheapskate Sullivan will not back Nuno with transfers and that Nuno will throw his toys out of the pram and fuck off.
He aint gonna walk, why would he when he can pocket millions by being sacked, which I don;t think he will be as that would make the board look really stupid after LOSER LOP and COCK PISS.
If I were the board then as soon as relegation is almost certain I would be approaching CARRICK as I think that could work in the Championship with more youth players.
Surely there must be a clause written in to crack heads contract about relegation? If not thats stupidity on the boards part.
This must be the culmination of all the intrigues of the CARRICK DeAL
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 17:24
by cup of tea
northbankboy68 wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 17:20
I reckon there's a good chance that cheapskate Sullivan will not back Nuno with transfers and that Nuno will throw his toys out of the pram and fuck off.
He aint gonna walk, why would he when he can pocket millions by being sacked, which I don;t think he will be as that would make the board look really stupid after LOSER LOP and COCK PISS.
If I were the board then as soon as relegation is almost certain I would be approaching CARRICK as I think that could work in the Championship with more youth players.
Surely there must be a clause written in to crack heads contract about relegation? If not thats stupidity on the boards part.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 17:20
by northbankboy68
I reckon there's a good chance that cheapskate Sullivan will not back Nuno with transfers and that Nuno will throw his toys out of the pram and fuck off.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 16:50
by cup of tea
oioi wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 16:25
I go to football to enjoy myself. I'm struggling to remember the last time I enjoyed a game. That could all change if we win the next two relegation battle matches, knock out QPR, maybe starting a cup run and then take 3 points from north London.
Is that asking too much?
Yes .... next question
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 16:25
by oioi
I go to football to enjoy myself. I'm struggling to remember the last time I enjoyed a game. That could all change if we win the next two relegation battle matches, knock out QPR, maybe starting a cup run and then take 3 points from north London.
Is that asking too much?
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 15:55
by Mike Oxsaw
Westham67 wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 15:29
We all know what's going to happen at Wolves, dont we?
Indeed we do.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 15:29
by Westham67
We all know what's going to happen at Wolves, dont we?
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 14:36
by Fauxstralian
I see Josh Cullen has suffered an ACL injury so is done for the season
As are Burnley as a result you’d think
Of course we need to catch a team or two above Wolves & Burnley anyway
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 13:55
by Sweep
, wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 10:12
We cannot defend effectively and this has been the case since the last two seasons of Moyes’ stewardship through to Nuno.
Beats me why none of our last four managers have been able to address the defending issue.
Coincides with the 5 sub rule.
Perhaps we have never adapted?
We have especially signed midfield players who are slow as a barge but relied on stamina to see them through over 90. Game's changed.
Then we have VAR making some older defensive techniques less successful.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 13:22
by El Scorchio
Alvarez can fucking do one. His stomach for a fight went out of his quivering arsehole when he threw a wobbler and downed tools and stamped his feet and demanded to leave. He’s no different to Fullkrug or Aguerd. I don’t want me first crybaby cunts with no appetite for a fight at the club. Players who are good but with attitudes like that make me sick and are a big reason we are in the shit we are.
Actually I’ll add Kudus to that as well.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 13:01
by Mex Martillo
Westham67 wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 09:48
IF we stay up and get Alverez back. Having the captain of Mexico around our younger players would not do them any harm. We had the oldest squad in the Premier League when he was last with us
Yes, we are crying out for leaders to stand up and get us out of this. The older first team players, Bowen, Paqueta, Kilman, Walker Peters are just not captains, no leadership.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 10:22
by El Scorchio
, wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 10:12
We cannot defend effectively and this has been the case since the last two seasons of Moyes’ stewardship through to Nuno.
Beats me why none of our last four managers have been able to address the defending issue.
Buying shit defenders doesn’t help. We haven’t bought a proper, good centre back for a long time. A few decent ones but not really good ones.
Todibo is threatening to come good but he’s paired with a Fuckjng clown in Mav or Kilman every game.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 10:12
by ,
We cannot defend effectively and this has been the case since the last two seasons of Moyes’ stewardship through to Nuno.
Beats me why none of our last four managers have been able to address the defending issue.
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 10:01
by Sir Alf
Realistically unless we experience a “miracle” with Sullivan spending big and early on quality loans and fees that get accepted and none of this haggling, derisory bids, offering 5 year payback terms, insisting on low agent fees or using his agents, we are screwed.
So come on lets face it we are screwed. I suppose the only other miracle would be 30 year old Traore having his best 6 months ever in football because thats the only bloke I can see us getting anytime soon
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 09:48
by Westham67
IF we stay up and get Alverez back. Having the captain of Mexico around our younger players would not do them any harm. We had the oldest squad in the Premier League when he was last with us
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 09:21
by Tomshardware
We are toast.