Nuno Out

[northbankfrank]

2,500 posts by the end of the season?

[goose]

His win % at Tractor & Ibiza was pretty decent………

I’m IN.

[Eerie Decent]

You've got to love him being mad as a box of frogs, and his last 2 clubs being TRACTOR and IBIZA.

I think this cսnt is a bit of us.

[Jasnik]

Paco Jémez is well known in Spanish football for a bold, possession‑dominant, high‑risk / high‑reward coaching philosophy. His approach is distinctive enough that it has often been compared to a more aggressive, uncompromising version of Guardiola‑style positional play.



can we just give him the managers job for a laugh?

Oh jeez! 
Speaking as somebody who is half Spanish I can provide some background info on Paco Jemez.

He is very forthright and won't hesitate to call somebody out for being a useless cսnt if he doesn't feel like they are pulling their weight. Whether he can translate that to English I don't really know the answer.

But yes, he does favour front foot, swashbuckling football so there is that for what it's worth.

I think you will find that word works in any language. 

[Massive Attack]

Tractor FC ... Yeah, I'm out. Apt for us though as we currently belong playing in the Farmers League.

[goose]

Paco Jémez is well known in Spanish football for a bold, possession‑dominant, high‑risk / high‑reward coaching philosophy. His approach is distinctive enough that it has often been compared to a more aggressive, uncompromising version of Guardiola‑style positional play.



can we just give him the managers job for a laugh?

Oh jeez! 
Speaking as somebody who is half Spanish I can provide some background info on Paco Jemez.

He is very forthright and won't hesitate to call somebody out for being a useless cսnt if he doesn't feel like they are pulling their weight. Whether he can translate that to English I don't really know the answer.

But yes, he does favour front foot, swashbuckling football so there is that for what it's worth.

I like him already.
Lets give him the job next season.

[eusebiovic]

Paco Jémez is well known in Spanish football for a bold, possession‑dominant, high‑risk / high‑reward coaching philosophy. His approach is distinctive enough that it has often been compared to a more aggressive, uncompromising version of Guardiola‑style positional play.



can we just give him the managers job for a laugh?

Oh jeez! 
Speaking as somebody who is half Spanish I can provide some background info on Paco Jemez.

He is very forthright and won't hesitate to call somebody out for being a useless cսnt if he doesn't feel like they are pulling their weight. Whether he can translate that to English I don't really know the answer.

But yes, he does favour front foot, swashbuckling football so there is that for what it's worth.

[Massive Attack]

Only at West Ham do we reward badly failing managers with even more time, expensive players and new coaches off the back of a horrendous 10 game winless streak - 11 if we only included up to normal time.

Joke Club.

[THUNDERCLINT]

Paco Jémez is well known in Spanish football for a bold, possession‑dominant, high‑risk / high‑reward coaching philosophy. His approach is distinctive enough that it has often been compared to a more aggressive, uncompromising version of Guardiola‑style positional play.



can we just give him the managers job for a laugh?

You're 6 months early.

[Massive Attack]

[iphammer]

Who even is this guy Paco Jémez ?

Manager of Ibiza, Tractor, Cruz Azul and 10 other teams. He sounds more like a PE teacher than a coach. Another waste of money when we could spend the money elsewhere and bring in some defenders. It just doesn't make sense to bring him in. He'll be another one to pay off when Nuno gets the sack eventually. 

We are run like a circus 

[twoleftfeet]

This new guy sounds like a character, worth a punt I guess. 

[Massive Attack]

Talk about closing the stable door after the cunting horse has bolted  



Thick as fucking pigshit - BS Trademark

[goose]

Paco Jémez is well known in Spanish football for a bold, possession‑dominant, high‑risk / high‑reward coaching philosophy. His approach is distinctive enough that it has often been compared to a more aggressive, uncompromising version of Guardiola‑style positional play.



can we just give him the managers job for a laugh?

[fraser]

BREAKING: Spanish coach Paco Jemez is set to join Nuno Espirito Santo's backroom staff at West Ham. The 55-year-old has already been in the building today and could be announced soon. Further appointments to Nuno's staff is a possibility

Beyond bonkers. If they wanted to do this it should have been addressed when he took the job on not now after such a horrific run of results. Everything about this Club is backwards.

Especially if it improves us but too late to count.. 

[Massive Attack]

BREAKING: Spanish coach Paco Jemez is set to join Nuno Espirito Santo's backroom staff at West Ham. The 55-year-old has already been in the building today and could be announced soon. Further appointments to Nuno's staff is a possibility

Beyond bonkers. If they wanted to do this it should have been addressed when he took the job on not now after such a horrific run of results. Everything about this Club is backwards.

[fraser]

Can he play centre half?

He was one, may still be better than Kilman 

[Mad Ferret]

Can he play centre half?

[fraser]

BREAKING: Spanish coach Paco Jemez is set to join Nuno Espirito Santo's backroom staff at West Ham. The 55-year-old has already been in the building today and could be announced soon. Further appointments to Nuno's staff is a possibility

[THUNDERCLINT]

Maresca, Amorim, Alonso, probably Frank.

Never before has the Sullicunt had such a buffet of managers that appeal to sweet tooth of unemployment.

It's like the universe is trying to make it easy for him.

No doubt he'll stick with the crackhead cսnt and piss away another opportunity.

I think there's really only a realistic possibility (and that's remote) of one of those coming to us and that's Maresca. 

Amorim and Alonso's stock is too high now and they could get jobs in any of the top major European leagues. They aren't coming to a club destined for the championship. Frank is already on his way to the PL with Coventry and so I doubt he wants to start that process all over again. 

Maresca, even though again, his stock his high, does seem genuine and not somebody blinded by his own ego. He may well be very interested in trying to keep us up and, if not, doing what he did with Leicester City. For me, that's the only one that's a possibility. 

However, Maresca is an intelligent man, and I am sure he will find out very quickly what working under Sullivan would be like. Although, he worked at Chelsea which is another basket case so you never know. 

But, as you say, Sullivan needs to work fucking fast as there will be clubs all over Europe sniffing around those 3. 

It's all about timing. Many a goblin has pulled a sort when she's on the rebound.

[Far Cough UKunt]

Never did like Mbappe

[threesixty]

Ex Hammer Alvaro Arbeloa manager at Real Madrid.

 

 

Weird how we’ve had Argentina’s World Cup winning manager and now Madrids … 
I wonder who is the most decorated former West Ham player in management? 

[Jean-Luc Paul Goddard]

apparently Alonso's been sacked, it's alleged Granary Bap wasn't a fan

Story I heard was that the final straw was after losing to Barcelona in the Supercup at the weekend, Alonso gathered the players to do the traditional guard of honour and Mbappe said no, he wouldn't do it and told the other players not to as well. Bunch of sore losers.

Apparently the big players there didn't like him because he wanted them all to play as a team, defend as a team, etc.

[Russ of the BML]

Maresca, Amorim, Alonso, probably Frank.

Never before has the Sullicunt had such a buffet of managers that appeal to sweet tooth of unemployment.

It's like the universe is trying to make it easy for him.

No doubt he'll stick with the crackhead cսnt and piss away another opportunity.

I think there's really only a realistic possibility (and that's remote) of one of those coming to us and that's Maresca. 

Amorim and Alonso's stock is too high now and they could get jobs in any of the top major European leagues. They aren't coming to a club destined for the championship. Frank is already on his way to the PL with Coventry and so I doubt he wants to start that process all over again. 

Maresca, even though again, his stock his high, does seem genuine and not somebody blinded by his own ego. He may well be very interested in trying to keep us up and, if not, doing what he did with Leicester City. For me, that's the only one that's a possibility. 

However, Maresca is an intelligent man, and I am sure he will find out very quickly what working under Sullivan would be like. Although, he worked at Chelsea which is another basket case so you never know. 

But, as you say, Sullivan needs to work fucking fast as there will be clubs all over Europe sniffing around those 3. 

[THUNDERCLINT]

Maresca, Amorim, Alonso, probably Frank.

Never before has the Sullicunt had such a buffet of managers that appeal to sweet tooth of unemployment.

It's like the universe is trying to make it easy for him.

No doubt he'll stick with the crackhead cսnt and piss away another opportunity.

[Far Cough UKunt]

Ex Hammer Alvaro Arbeloa manager at Real Madrid.