Ilias Chair - QPR

[the coming of gary]

".. QPR, Morocco, and a maverick talent, so gets compared to Adel Taarabt. great little player ."

[Nurse Ratched]

"To be fair, we're pretty flipping good at cheese puns, too."

[gph]

Eely is char?

[Hammer and Pickle]

You mean he has a SOLID PLAICE in the squad?

[Coffee]

"Fair try, everyone. But WHO's expertise lies in fish puns."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

I'm not sure he'd settee-l into the team quickly

[Russ of the BML]

Good player. Very good at CUSHION headers.

[wanstead_hammer]

He’ll soon realise that we like to play it on the DECK.

[Side of Ham]

I’ve heard he struggles to get a FUTON the ball so he will struggle in the Premier League.

[nychammer]

"""........... and his career is SOFA so good"" I think we'll bring him in as COVER"

[zebthecat]

He'd fit in nicely with Finnish midfield dynamo Antti Macassar.

[Hammer and Pickle]

The DIRECTOR is CUSHY and his career is SOFA so good.

[Jaan Kenbrovin]

Recently split up with Shane Long’s younger sister Chaise. Didn’t work out as he likes staying in whilst she’s the outdoors type.

[Lee Trundle]

He has a distant cousin playing in Poland. Iliaski BENCH

[gph]

"Needs a decent manager to upholster him, so he becomes a top gun..."

[SteveJacko]

Will end up on the bench

[Nurse Ratched]

* bashes forehead on desk* IS HE A WING BACK? (so frigging obvious) S'matter with you lot today?

[WHU(Exeter)]

"Heard we tabled an offer for Chair in the last window, but QPR pulled the rug from underneath it"

[WHU(Exeter)]

"Heard we tabled an offer for Chair in the last window, but QPR pulled the rug from underneath it"

[stepney hammer]

Recent goal he scored he was through on goal with just the goalie to beat. He took the ball round the keeper SITTING HIM DOWN in the process before scoring.

[WHU(Exeter)]

When asked about any possible move he reclined to comment

[Kaiser Zoso]

He might tell us to swivel

[charlie paynter]

I thought he was off to CHESTERFIELD

[atb trev]

I heard he is ELECTRIC

[Sven Roeder]

Gets the fans out of their SEATS

[nychammer]

Reminds me of chaise long who plays for Seathampton