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If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.

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If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.

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(Thread at WHU(Exeter)'s suggestion)

For me, difficult to beat either of those two spaniards from Saturday. But Gary Lineker is up there.

 
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Harry Kane 
Heung Min Son
Ian Wright
Bukkake Saka
Steven Gerrard
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Ian Harte had a very punchable face. Also a snidey, cheating scumbag.
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Mark Hughes 

or as my dad always referred to him

"That cսnt, Mark Hughes,"
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Leonard Hatred" wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 17:38 I'm surprised nobody has said JAMES MCLEAN yet.

I must admit, I quite admire the brass neck and FUCK OFF attitude of the bloke though.
 
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Yeah, Jamie O Hara. I think that’s when I went off Noble. He had his chance to put that mouthy little shitbag on his arse and passed it up.
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Good question

Vinny Jones

Dennis Wise (obviously)

 
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Ideally some one who’s not going to break your leg later.
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Shaun Wright Phillips, preferably just before he finished Ashton’s career.
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Agbonlahor has to be up there, one annoying brummie cսnt
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Leonard Hatred" wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 17:38 I'm surprised nobody has said JAMES MCLEAN yet.


 

Great fucking shout! 
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You wouldn't want to punch Luis Suarez, not with those railings.
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Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 17:22 Len, you have Neymar, I raise you Rivaldo.

cսnt.
 
 
 
 
 
 


Would’ve loved to iron that little weasel cսnt Wise out.
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I'm surprised nobody has said JAMES MCLEAN yet.

I must admit, I quite admire the brass neck and FUCK OFF attitude of the bloke though.
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Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 17:29 Luis Suarez


 
Good shout. 

Keane surprisingly to some maybe actually wouldn't have bothered me all that much. 
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Luis Suarez

John Terry 

Joey Barton

Roy Keane

 
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The very brave man that Dennis Wise is that he broke a fellow teammates jaw while he was sleeping.

cսnt.

Tried to claim that it was the same as Hartson kicking Berkovic.

cսnt.
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