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Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 06 Feb 2026, 10:30
by honky cat
Luge, Curling, Penis Enhancements . . .
Bottle of Archer's in the freezer.

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 14 Feb 2026, 22:36
by yngwies Cat
Minor details.

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 14 Feb 2026, 22:23
by One Sunny Day
yngwies Cat" wrote: 14 Feb 2026, 22:16 If there was ever proof of global warming, Brazil winning a medal at the Winter Olympics is all you need to know 

 
You mean the Norwegian, who was born and lived all his life in Norway, spent his career skiing for Norway, retired then thought, fuck it, my mum is Brazilian, I'll come back and represent them?

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 14 Feb 2026, 22:16
by yngwies Cat
If there was ever proof of global warming, Brazil winning a medal at the Winter Olympics is all you need to know 
 

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 14 Feb 2026, 21:18
by Massive Attack
Fauxstralian wrote: 14 Feb 2026, 10:36 To be fair Canada have 7 medals
They are one of the countries with extensive snow that should mean they do well 
Like Switzerland, Austria, Norway etc

That's my point. They should be pissing theedals table by being close to the top. 

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 14 Feb 2026, 11:36
by Come On You Irons
Let's be honest, this is shite compared to the proper Olympics.

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 14 Feb 2026, 11:33
by One Sunny Day
Curling and Canadians are the last place and people you expect to kick off at the Winter Olympics but here we are. Canadian guy kept touching his stone after the release, got called out for it and told the Swede to fuck right off.😂

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 14 Feb 2026, 10:36
by Fauxstralian
To be fair Canada have 7 medals
They are one of the countries with extensive snow that should mean they do well 
Like Switzerland, Austria, Norway etc

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 22:58
by Massive Attack
We've got more Golds and above Canada in the medal table now. Well done Matty son! 👏😁

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 21:24
by yngwies Cat
The BBSA https://share.google/txSdiYndZ1BWIOYi6

Come on you can apply for the next games 

Bound to be a willing whoer 

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 21:07
by yngwies Cat
Well done Matty Boy 

Fuckin smashed that, beat the Germans as well 

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 21:04
by RBshorty
Well done Matt Weston. Head First. On a Tea Tray. Down a Bob Run. British Spunk. at it's best.!

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 21:01
by honky cat
The most 'british' thing ever. Winning the skeleton 

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 21:00
by violator
Get in, the boy from KENT 

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 08:51
by One Sunny Day
To be fair, the 32.5 million quid that's been spend on our entire Winter Olympics squad, in sporting terms, looks like great value for money compared to the 8 million more than that that our club spunked on Kilman.

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 07:23
by Far Cough UKunt
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 13 Feb 2026, 03:04
Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:13
Grumpster wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:06 Find a lot of it a fairly hard watch, though doesn't help having zero competitors in most of it.

Bollocks to that cross country skiing though, 50km one next week!!!

Tried sitting through a game of ice hockey and I just can't have it, bores me to death.

That sport isn't helped on the international stage by the fact there aren't many good teams (bit like womens football) so generally no jeopardy at all.
I love NHL hockey, especially when they drop their gloves.
Having a row on skates is pretty  impressive tbf
That's the thing, the officials let them slug it out but if someone falls down then they break it up.

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 05:03
by SurfaceAgentX2Zero
One Sunny Day" wrote: 13 Feb 2026, 02:15
SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: 13 Feb 2026, 00:48
One Sunny Day" wrote: 13 Feb 2026, 00:22
Don't buy a lottery ticket then. It isn't exactly hard to avoid doing.
I didn't know lottery money went ONLY to Winter Olympic athletes. It must do, otherwise your silly, snarky comment would make no sense whatsoever.
 
You're right. Lottery Funding should only be used for what you, personally approve of.🙄
Are you having a bad hair day? Are you suggesting that nobody should be able to criticise the use of  lottery funds.

Me: 500m quid on Ferraris for ex-cons, that's a bit strong!

You: You're right, lottery funding should only be used for what you personally approve of

Once a wanker, always a wanker, username change or no.👊💦

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 03:04
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:13
Grumpster wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:06 Find a lot of it a fairly hard watch, though doesn't help having zero competitors in most of it.

Bollocks to that cross country skiing though, 50km one next week!!!

Tried sitting through a game of ice hockey and I just can't have it, bores me to death.

That sport isn't helped on the international stage by the fact there aren't many good teams (bit like womens football) so generally no jeopardy at all.
I love NHL hockey, especially when they drop their gloves.
Having a row on skates is pretty  impressive tbf

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 02:15
by One Sunny Day
SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: 13 Feb 2026, 00:48
One Sunny Day" wrote: 13 Feb 2026, 00:22
SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:36 The lottery funding for a load of useless, rich kids is a bit galling.
Don't buy a lottery ticket then. It isn't exactly hard to avoid doing.
I didn't know lottery money went ONLY to Winter Olympic athletes. It must do, otherwise your silly, snarky comment would make no sense whatsoever.
 
You're right. Lottery Funding should only be used for what you, personally approve of.🙄

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 00:48
by SurfaceAgentX2Zero
One Sunny Day" wrote: 13 Feb 2026, 00:22
SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:36 The lottery funding for a load of useless, rich kids is a bit galling.
Don't buy a lottery ticket then. It isn't exactly hard to avoid doing.
I didn't know lottery money went ONLY to Winter Olympic athletes. It must do, otherwise your silly, snarky comment would make no sense whatsoever.

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 00:22
by One Sunny Day
SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:36 The lottery funding for a load of useless, rich kids is a bit galling.
Don't buy a lottery ticket then. It isn't exactly hard to avoid doing.

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 13 Feb 2026, 00:06
by Monsieur merde de cheval
goose wrote: 10 Feb 2026, 07:06
XKhammer wrote: 10 Feb 2026, 00:44
goose wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 21:37
Joyo son, the local Wetherspoons karaoke night is your idea of sophistication.
That and Cambodian underage girls.
No Witherspoons in Upminster and l can't sing apart from I'm forever blowing bubbles 
Didn't think Witherspoons did Karaoke...must be unique to Broxbourne 
There’s one just down the road in Hornchurch, I bet you’ve been down there in your Lycra. There’s also disabled access so you can bring your girlfriend.

The opera is a bit too pricey for you son. 
The Opera is very therapeutic for PTSD...

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 12 Feb 2026, 23:54
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Massive Attack" wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:38
SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:36 The lottery funding for a load of useless, rich kids is a bit galling.

Sure, but more importantly do we have any fit birds competing worth watching?
I fink the weather puts paid to that pal..
I only watch the summer Olympics for the woman's long/triple jump and pole vault..for a bit of PAWG  action the weightlifting too.😄

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 12 Feb 2026, 18:38
by Massive Attack
SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:36 The lottery funding for a load of useless, rich kids is a bit galling.

Sure, but more importantly do we have any fit birds competing worth watching?

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 12 Feb 2026, 18:36
by SurfaceAgentX2Zero
The lottery funding for a load of useless, rich kids is a bit galling.

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread

Posted: 12 Feb 2026, 18:13
by Far Cough UKunt
Grumpster wrote: 12 Feb 2026, 18:06 Find a lot of it a fairly hard watch, though doesn't help having zero competitors in most of it.

Bollocks to that cross country skiing though, 50km one next week!!!

Tried sitting through a game of ice hockey and I just can't have it, bores me to death.

That sport isn't helped on the international stage by the fact there aren't many good teams (bit like womens football) so generally no jeopardy at all.
I love NHL hockey, especially when they drop their gloves.