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West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 16 Aug 2025, 17:07
by muskie

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 01:56
by Manuel
We are still up against it IMO and are going to be relying on others slipping up as I'm not convinced we have many more wins in us, we just seem to find it difficult to win games of football. We can't lose to City and Villa.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 01:21
by nychammer
Forest have the easier run in on paper. We'll need to pick up points on the road like we did today against the likes of Palace, Villa, Newcastle, Brentford in addition to winning our winnable home games against Everton, Wolves, Leeds. Anything against ManCity or Arsenal will be a massive bonus.

I worry that we got a bit lucky tonight, we were a strung out mess in the last 10 mins, could easily have been a draw on balance

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 23:59
by Sydney_Iron
Tight down the bottom now! with Leeds losing on Tuesday, only 3 points between 4 clubs sitting from 18th to 15th (Leeds) for that dreaded 18th spot.

Lets hope Palace can get something against Spurs, would see them open up a decent gap from15th up to them at 14th but would knock the wind out of Spurs 🤞 going into the run in.

9 games to go, on current form we survive, but on fixtures we maybe have the toughest run in, so very much an uphill battle IMO, but at least we have given ourselves a realistic rather than a "mathematical" chance.

COYI 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 23:24
by Westham67
Massive Attack" wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 22:34 https://www.spurs-web.com/spurs-news/ig ... mall-team/

Music to every Yiddos ears. 🤣🤣🤣


 
LOL

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 22:34
by Massive Attack

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 22:25
by Steady
Vexed wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 14:05
Westham67 wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 10:28 If we do stay up it will be same next season. The clubs with big money will be coming in for Fernandes and co ,
Well let's not bother then, just stay home and have a tearful wank in front of our elderly mother, LIKE THIS MISERABLE cսnt.

What a fucking pointless inane post that was. What you doing here? Go do something useful, like fucking melt yourself down and 3D print yourself as a more interesting person, you fucking beige wet card​​​board, magnolia fucking walls in your fuckin house, poverty spec fucking hyundai driving, 'oh I don't like spicy food' at the restaurant, wet fart of a human. 

For fucks sake. Fuck off. 
2026 WHO post of the year winner, absolute comedy gold 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 21:59
by eusebiovic
Sir Alf" wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 21:56 Spurs cannot keep losing can they? and Palace are consistently inconsistent. They get a few wins then follow up with a series of draws or losses or at least thats how it feels with them this season?  

As much as it would be “nice” if it continued, I uust get the feeling Spurs will get some luck, a VAR call or somethimg to blag a win. They are too “big” to go down is what my instincts keep reminding me??
Ed Tudor Pole is a bit of a risk on their part...let's hope so anyway!

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 21:58
by Westham67
When the Spurs go marching into the Championship . I was reading Igor may be going if Spurs lose at Palace, They have a lot of injuries 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 21:56
by Sir Alf
Spurs cannot keep losing can they? and Palace are consistently inconsistent. They get a few wins then follow up with a series of draws or losses or at least thats how it feels with them this season?  

As much as it would be “nice” if it continued, I uust get the feeling Spurs will get some luck, a VAR call or somethimg to blag a win. They are too “big” to go down is what my instincts keep reminding me??

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 21:49
by Mad Ferret
Yeah Hermanson is superior to 2026 Areola.

No doubt about it.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 21:48
by Hammer I am
Points in 2026

West Ham 14
Leeds 11
Forest 10
Spurs 4


That makes me more optimistic. Spurs must be shitting themselves 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 21:44
by Come On You Irons
Vexed wrote: 01 Mar 2026, 20:18 Is it coincidence that we started the season abysmally conceding goals from basically every set piece against us with the midget in goal, and now we've put him back in again we've conceded a load more goals from fucking set pieces?

I don't want to see that t-rex armed little fuck in goal for us again, he's fucking useless. Yeah he's had a couple of clean sheets but they were games with fuck all to do. I think he's fucking hopeless and I want Areola and his stupid fucking hair back between the sticks rather than this fucking child sized scandi dickhead with stunted fucking arms and Jeremy Beadle hands. What the fuck is it he's supposed to be good at? It ain't goalkeeping I'll tell you that. Maybe he makes good fucking fish fingers or something, brings them to training and sells them out the back of his fucking Saab. 

You cunts? 
You really are a moron aren't you?

Hermansen arguably won us that game against Fulham tonight and he has been in goal for three of our four clean sheets all season, despite playing in far fewer games than Areola.

You've embarrassed yourself there, son.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 21:42
by happygilmore
Vexed wrote: 01 Mar 2026, 20:18 Is it coincidence that we started the season abysmally conceding goals from basically every set piece against us with the midget in goal, and now we've put him back in again we've conceded a load more goals from fucking set pieces?

I don't want to see that t-rex armed little fuck in goal for us again, he's fucking useless. Yeah he's had a couple of clean sheets but they were games with fuck all to do. I think he's fucking hopeless and I want Areola and his stupid fucking hair back between the sticks rather than this fucking child sized scandi dickhead with stunted fucking arms and Jeremy Beadle hands. What the fuck is it he's supposed to be good at? It ain't goalkeeping I'll tell you that. Maybe he makes good fucking fish fingers or something, brings them to training and sells them out the back of his fucking Saab. 

You cunts? 
Ag AG AG AG AG AG

i probably shouldn't laugh at the site's loner. Go open another cheap can of shit!

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 17:36
by Westham67
Its not my style abuse other posters, I have met more than ten people who post on this forum I have no internet persona  I am respectful  to all 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 17:22
by Fortunes Hiding
Vexed post, is probably the BEST post of the year. Quality 👏👏

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 16:27
by Chip Shop Charlie
you fucking beige wet card​​​board, magnolia fucking walls in your fuckin house, poverty spec fucking hyundai driving, 'oh I don't like spicy food' at the restaurant, wet fart of a human. 
Hahaha, cheers Vexed....I proper LOL'd at that

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 14:14
by WHU(Exeter)
What you and your brother get up to in front of your elderly mother, isn't really any of our business Vexed, but each to their own.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 14:12
by Westham67
Vexed wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 14:05
Westham67 wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 10:28 If we do stay up it will be same next season. The clubs with big money will be coming in for Fernandes and co ,
Well let's not bother then, just stay home and have a tearful wank in front of our elderly mother, LIKE THIS MISERABLE cսnt.

What a fucking pointless inane post that was. What you doing here? Go do something useful, like fucking melt yourself down and 3D print yourself as a more interesting person, you fucking beige wet card​​​board, magnolia fucking walls in your fuckin house, poverty spec fucking hyundai driving, 'oh I don't like spicy food' at the restaurant, wet fart of a human. 

For fucks sake. Fuck off. 
LOL

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 14:05
by Vexed
Westham67 wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 10:28 If we do stay up it will be same next season. The clubs with big money will be coming in for Fernandes and co ,
Well let's not bother then, just stay home and have a tearful wank in front of our elderly mother, LIKE THIS MISERABLE cսnt.

What a fucking pointless inane post that was. What you doing here? Go do something useful, like fucking melt yourself down and 3D print yourself as a more interesting person, you fucking beige wet card​​​board, magnolia fucking walls in your fuckin house, poverty spec fucking hyundai driving, 'oh I don't like spicy food' at the restaurant, wet fart of a human. 

For fucks sake. Fuck off. 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 13:01
by Tomshardware
If we win tonight we should be out of the bottom 3, would be a big boost psychologically.  Lose and we are relying massively on results going our way the rest of the season and scraping enough points together. 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 10:28
by Westham67
If we do stay up it will be same next season. The clubs with big money will be coming in for Fernandes and co ,

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 08:42
by Manuel
Sir Alf" wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 07:44 We still concede too many goals but equally cannot take enough of our chances. Not enough finishers in the team now Bowen has hit a slump in form.  Our defenders and midfielders ( aside from the odd Soucek goal ) dont come up with goals from set pieces which was something that won us a lot of games in the Zouma/Dawson/Ogbonna days. Mavropanos gets chances but puts them all over or wide.  Cresswell used to get goals too back in the day.  
Yea that's pretty much how I see it Alf, still not good enough at either end. I'm tired of all the excuses and tales of woe now, var, ref, bad luck etc, and playing 'top sides' like the mighty Bournemouth''. Win tonight or fuck off.  Failing this, we will just have to hope that Forest have fallen off a cliff and we stay up by default.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 07:44
by Sir Alf
We still concede too many goals but equally cannot take enough of our chances. Not enough finishers in the team now Bowen has hit a slump in form.  Our defenders and midfielders ( aside from the odd Soucek goal ) dont come up with goals from set pieces which was something that won us a lot of games in the Zouma/Dawson/Ogbonna days. Mavropanos gets chances but puts them all over or wide.  Cresswell used to get goals too back in the day.  

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 07:13
by Fauxstralian
Wolves improving is good for us … as long as they fall over in our game
Leeds with successive home defeats are back in the mix if we can win tonight
Have put a lot of effort in to their games recently and can they keep that up?

That said it’s all about us winning tonight. No excuses

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 02:41
by Manuel
When you see Wolves beating Liverpool after our pathetic result there it hits home just that little harder than when all the excuses are put to one side the reality is that we are pretty fucking shit and exactly where we deserve to be. Win tonight Nuno or you can fuck off. The time to step up is right now. No excuses.