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The Ashes.

Posted: 15 Nov 2025, 06:52
by only1billybonds
Just been announced that Josh Hazlewood will miss the first test due to start in Perth next Friday. This is a big blow to the Australians as they will already be without their captain and no.1 pace bowler Pat Cummins.

Englands preparations for the tour has been questioned by many as they have opted to play no warm up games aside from a one off against the English lions. 

Many are saying that its crucial that we get of to a good start in Perth which basically means we cant afford to lose seeing as the 2nd test in Brisbane is a day/night game ( fucking ridiculous) where the Aussies are strongly fancied.

Looking forward to this now but really unsure of how it will play out, I guess I'd still make them slight favourites due to home advantage. Going to be a few all nighters in the coming weeks for me, let's hope it'll be worth it.

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 09 Jan 2026, 04:12
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Westham67 wrote: 06 Jan 2026, 09:58 There is always a pompous know-it-all on every thread. I don't challenge other posters' opinions because I am not qualified to do so. I  love test cricket and listening to TMS
Do you prefer TMS now compared to 'before'  ?

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 09 Jan 2026, 04:03
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Swann is a cringe wanker ...
I can just see him holding court in is local  village boozer.
Chef must have the patience  of a saint suffering that fucker

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 09 Jan 2026, 03:37
by Monsieur merde de cheval
A fucking Embarrassment ..
Spineless cunts who clearly have  NOTHING  about them.
But that's okay , Joe Root is a GOAT.
is he fuck as like .
Hes a fuckin minge who turns up occasionally, never when it MATTERS

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 20:22
by Westham67

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 18:17
by twoleftfeet
Is Potts the Kilman of the England side? 

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 10:03
by Eerie Decent
Fauxstralian wrote: 06 Jan 2026, 09:10 If that makes you feel better so be it

Will be looking to push towards a 200 lead tomorrow
Still think they should have played a spinner
Has Stokes been suspended by the ECB for manhandling Labuschagne yet?


 
Manhandling? Ah, bless him.

Saffa's are made of sterner stuff than you woke Aussies, maaaaate.

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 09:58
by Westham67
There is always a pompous know-it-all on every thread. I don't challenge other posters' opinions because I am not qualified to do so. I  love test cricket and listening to TMS

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 09:36
by Westham67
onsideman wrote: 06 Jan 2026, 08:35
Westham67 wrote: 06 Jan 2026, 08:03
Root was justifying Smith's dismiisal as well, it's pathetic for someone with his experience to go along with th Bazball mantra
 
Root was never going to dig out a teammate on tv. The fact that he wasn't adopting the same approach is all the evidence you need to confirm he wasn't justifying it
What Root was trying to pull long hops from a 3rd tier bowler to a leg side field?

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 09:14
by only1billybonds
Doesn't make me feel better or worse Sven, just stating the facts.

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 09:10
by Fauxstralian
If that makes you feel better so be it

Will be looking to push towards a 200 lead tomorrow
Still think they should have played a spinner
Has Stokes been suspended by the ECB for manhandling Labuschagne yet?
 

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 08:44
by only1billybonds
As good as Smith is, his batting prowess will be 3rd on the list of the things he'll be remembered for.

1. Conducting dressing room meetings to discuss and implement methods of cheating.

2. Crying on tv. Not out of shame or guilt,the tears were of one who got caught cheating.

3. Great batsman.

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 08:35
by onsideman
Westham67 wrote: 06 Jan 2026, 08:03
Root was justifying Smith's dismiisal as well, it's pathetic for someone with his experience to go along with th Bazball mantra
 
 
Root was never going to dig out a teammate on tv. The fact that he wasn't adopting the same approach is all the evidence you need to confirm he wasn't justifying it

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 08:34
by Far Cough UKunt
He's still a crybaby cheat.

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 08:31
by Fauxstralian
Steve Smiths 13th Ashes century takes him past Jack Hobbs into second place behind Bradman (19 centuries).
73 innings batting @ 58
The greatest Ashes batsman of the modern era

 

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 08:03
by Westham67
Key, after the third test, said the players are only performing at 20% and Baz said maybe he did not get the preparation right

Root was justifying Smith's dismiisal as well, it's pathetic for someone with his experience to go along with th Bazball mantra

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 07:03
by only1billybonds
Think the greatest indicator of any arrogance is in the lack of preparation. Its as if the attitude was, 'all we have to do is turn up,it'll be ok'.

Probably a good thing that we'll in all likelihood end up at 4-1, 3-2 would have papered over some very gaping cracks.

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 05:48
by Westham67
*Not taking the new ball

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 04:40
by Westham67
The cult of Bazball mentality is being mentioned on TMS, about not taking the ball, "A determination not ot listen to outside influence"

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 04:11
by Westham67
Bethell has the best bowling average from his 5 overs



 

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 06 Jan 2026, 01:56
by SurfaceAgentX2Zero
From the BBC

'Andrew Strauss' wife, Ruth, who died in 2018 from non-smoking lung cancer.'

Is 'non-smoking lung cancer' a bit like 'good AIDS' 

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 05 Jan 2026, 07:41
by Fauxstralian
Pretty even day with Australia taking 170/7 & knocking off 166
Would have been Australia’s but for the late wicket of Labuschagne 
England still ahead given Australia have to bat last as the wicket deteriorates 
Australia with too many all rounders bat deep but tomorrow is a massive day for a few especially Green , Webster & Khawaja 

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 05 Jan 2026, 06:59
by fraser
Westham67 wrote: 05 Jan 2026, 06:51 I have not bothered to stay up for the last two tests. I saw a replay of Smith's wicket. He wont be going up the batting order anytime soon. He has been dropped for the T20 World Cup
I stayed up long enough to see that wicket.. 
Wtf

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 05 Jan 2026, 06:51
by Westham67
I have not bothered to stay up for the last two tests. I saw a replay of Smith's wicket. He wont be going up the batting order anytime soon. He has been dropped for the T20 World Cup

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 04 Jan 2026, 11:03
by Fauxstralian
Massive missed opportunity for England 
End of an era for Australia, reckon at least half of this squad will be gone by the mid 2027 Ashes in England.
Khawaja, Hazlewood, Boland, Lyon, Neser & probably Smith retired
Wetherald, Labuschagne & Green dropped

Re: The Ashes.

Posted: 04 Jan 2026, 10:53
by Come On You Irons
This England team finally wakes up in the two dead rubber matches. Sums them up.

Flat track bullies and total melts when the heat is on.