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Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

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I think we're fucked.

Any Old Iron" wrote: ↑02 Mar 2026, 21:16

Vexed wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 20:18 Is it coincidence that we started the season abysmally conceding goals from basically every set piece against us with the midget in goal, and now we've put him back in again we've conceded a load more goals from fucking set pieces?

I don't want to see that t-rex armed little fuck in goal for us again, he's fucking useless. Yeah he's had a couple of clean sheets but they were games with fuck all to do. I think he's fucking hopeless and I want Areola and his stupid fucking hair back between the sticks rather than this fucking child sized scandi dickhead with stunted fucking arms and Jeremy Beadle hands. What the fuck is it he's supposed to be good at? It ain't goalkeeping I'll tell you that. Maybe he makes good fucking fish fingers or something, brings them to training and sells them out the back of his fucking Saab. 

You cunts? 

What I want to know is on what grounds was Hermanson Munster brought back. I’m not sure Areola had done anything seriously wrong for him to be dumped. 
btw, the Dane is nearly 6’2”. At that height he should be far more dominant in his 6 yard box

Tomshardware wrote: ↑02 Mar 2026, 21:45

Any Old Iron" wrote: ↑02 Mar 2026, 21:16

Vexed wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 20:18 Is it coincidence that we started the season abysmally conceding goals from basically every set piece against us with the midget in goal, and now we've put him back in again we've conceded a load more goals from fucking set pieces?

I don't want to see that t-rex armed little fuck in goal for us again, he's fucking useless. Yeah he's had a couple of clean sheets but they were games with fuck all to do. I think he's fucking hopeless and I want Areola and his stupid fucking hair back between the sticks rather than this fucking child sized scandi dickhead with stunted fucking arms and Jeremy Beadle hands. What the fuck is it he's supposed to be good at? It ain't goalkeeping I'll tell you that. Maybe he makes good fucking fish fingers or something, brings them to training and sells them out the back of his fucking Saab. 

You cunts? 

What I want to know is on what grounds was Hermanson Munster brought back. I’m not sure Areola had done anything seriously wrong for him to be dumped. 
btw, the Dane is nearly 6’2”. At that height he should be far more dominant in his 6 yard box

The defending all round on Saturday was pretty shambolic.  

Any Old Iron" wrote: ↑02 Mar 2026, 21:16

Vexed wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 20:18 Is it coincidence that we started the season abysmally conceding goals from basically every set piece against us with the midget in goal, and now we've put him back in again we've conceded a load more goals from fucking set pieces?

I don't want to see that t-rex armed little fuck in goal for us again, he's fucking useless. Yeah he's had a couple of clean sheets but they were games with fuck all to do. I think he's fucking hopeless and I want Areola and his stupid fucking hair back between the sticks rather than this fucking child sized scandi dickhead with stunted fucking arms and Jeremy Beadle hands. What the fuck is it he's supposed to be good at? It ain't goalkeeping I'll tell you that. Maybe he makes good fucking fish fingers or something, brings them to training and sells them out the back of his fucking Saab. 

You cunts? 

What I want to know is on what grounds was Hermanson Munster brought back. I’m not sure Areola had done anything seriously wrong for him to be dumped. 
btw, the Dane is nearly 6’2”. At that height he should be far more dominant in his 6 yard box

Vexed wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 20:18 Is it coincidence that we started the season abysmally conceding goals from basically every set piece against us with the midget in goal, and now we've put him back in again we've conceded a load more goals from fucking set pieces?

I don't want to see that t-rex armed little fuck in goal for us again, he's fucking useless. Yeah he's had a couple of clean sheets but they were games with fuck all to do. I think he's fucking hopeless and I want Areola and his stupid fucking hair back between the sticks rather than this fucking child sized scandi dickhead with stunted fucking arms and Jeremy Beadle hands. What the fuck is it he's supposed to be good at? It ain't goalkeeping I'll tell you that. Maybe he makes good fucking fish fingers or something, brings them to training and sells them out the back of his fucking Saab. 

You cunts? 

"To to to to to dare is to to to to to do"

Geezer's choking already.

Solidbond1 wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 20:25 Wednesdays a cup final simple as 

Vexed wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 20:18 Is it coincidence that we started the season abysmally conceding goals from basically every set piece against us with the midget in goal, and now we've put him back in again we've conceded a load more goals from fucking set pieces?

I don't want to see that t-rex armed little fuck in goal for us again, he's fucking useless. Yeah he's had a couple of clean sheets but they were games with fuck all to do. I think he's fucking hopeless and I want Areola and his stupid fucking hair back between the sticks rather than this fucking child sized scandi dickhead with stunted fucking arms and Jeremy Beadle hands. What the fuck is it he's supposed to be good at? It ain't goalkeeping I'll tell you that. Maybe he makes good fucking fish fingers or something, brings them to training and sells them out the back of his fucking Saab. 

You cunts? 

Been reading Gonzo’s article about the searching of fans and confiscating of banners, red cards for protesting etc. Real dystopian stuff, basically preventing free speech.  Sullivan’s narcissism and its primary aim, control, really coming to the fore. This club of ours is at its lowest ebb in its history under this ownership and at this juncture relegation while looking more likely than not could still be avoided. I just feel ( being the most pessimistic ) its written in the stars that its our year to go. It will take an exceptional result or two in addition to winning home games against teams outside the top 6.  I just dont see we have the goal scorers and finishing to do it.  We rely so much on Bowen’s finishing and he seems to have hit one of those dips in form all players have at the worst time possible?  Taty is not a finisher but comes up with the odd goal ( all headers ), Summerville had a nice run of goals but now back to missing chances? Soucek still comes up with a goal but overall our good form is stuttering now due mostly to inability to finish.

Is Pablo’s work rate and ability to occupy defenders a reason?  Possibly as we aint won a game since he got crocked.  

Fulham look a very decent outfit and we are going to need everything to go our way. Ref decisions / VAR, deflections, and our ability to defend set pieces. But overall its finishing that is falling short imho. 

Wednesdays a cup final simple as 

Is it coincidence that we started the season abysmally conceding goals from basically every set piece against us with the midget in goal, and now we've put him back in again we've conceded a load more goals from fucking set pieces?

I don't want to see that t-rex armed little fuck in goal for us again, he's fucking useless. Yeah he's had a couple of clean sheets but they were games with fuck all to do. I think he's fucking hopeless and I want Areola and his stupid fucking hair back between the sticks rather than this fucking child sized scandi dickhead with stunted fucking arms and Jeremy Beadle hands. What the fuck is it he's supposed to be good at? It ain't goalkeeping I'll tell you that. Maybe he makes good fucking fish fingers or something, brings them to training and sells them out the back of his fucking Saab. 

You cunts? 

Spurs are fucked,  even their fans are saying it now.  Fancy us to best Fulham and then the City game we can have a real go at them, they will be in between the Champs league games so won't be at it.   Once we are out of the bottom 3 I think we will pull clear. 

Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑28 Feb 2026, 20:27 I might put a bet on a Forest and Tottenham away double tomorrow.

Might even be tempted to go for 1-2 for each game.

At least I'll be quids in if the do both win.

Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 16:17

Westham67 wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 16:15 We could get our nose in front of Forest if we beat Fulham

Didn’t realise that mate. Thanks.

Westham67 wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 16:15 We could get our nose in front of Forest if we beat Fulham

We could get our nose in front of Forest if we beat Fulham

smartypants wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 16:02 Beat Fulham and things will look very different and I think we can. 

Fauxstralian wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 16:08 After yesterday these two results stop the weekend from being a disaster
Both 2-1 as COYI said it would be
*checks notes*
Oh yes , he was 100% wrong 

 

I'm quite happy to have been wrong in the results predictions as I was expecting the worst and hoping to be proved wrong.

And I didn't put on any bets in the end, so I WIN yet again.

nychammer wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 16:06 God another absolute gift of a result today. Can we at last get the result we need on Tuesday?  

After yesterday these two results stop the weekend from being a disaster
Both 2-1 as COYI said it would be
*checks notes*
Oh yes , he was 100% wrong 
On to Fulham. Has to be a win 

God another absolute gift of a result today. Can we at last get the result we need on Tuesday?  

smartypants wrote: ↑01 Mar 2026, 16:02 Beat Fulham and things will look very different and I think we can. 

Beat Fulham and things will look very different and I think we can. 

 

This weekend is massive for us as both would have expected us to lose and a chance to get away from us.. They'll be more down than us