West Ham Online

Currently one point off an automatic promotion spot.

It'd be good having them in the PL innit?

Provided we stay up, obvs. 

Would liven the place up a bit.


MMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...........

Manuel wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 02:08

XKhammer wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 01:19

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 13:38 Well, for one, it would introduce to the world a rivalry that was born and developed outside of the white-hot media-driven PL furnace of  bitter enemy declaration.

I suspect that, like several posters on here,  should this become a distinct possibility, the media will make constant references to football hooliganism/ tasty run-ins of the late 70s/early 80s and the authorities will base their decisions on preventing that situation rearing it's ugly head again.

In short, if it looks like happening, the word will go out to all involved to make sure that it doesn't actually happen.

I'd like to think that would not be the case, but a big part of the sanitation of the game is the stamping out of local tribal activities.

Zźzzźzzźźzzz 

I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 06:23

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 05:53

Manuel wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 02:08

I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?

Yep - just don't open the site. Try KUMB - less likely to test your tolerance.

Thought I'd be helpful by quoting this so everyone's kept in the loop. HTHYC

Aye aye...a thread i can reply and enjoy...

To be honest as Wall always expecting the worse...so thats

1) You to score a last minute winner against Leeds to stay up on Goal Difference and Forest the other team to go down not Spurs
2) We lose on penalties to Wrexham in the play off final
3) As we have been well punching above our weight in the Championship for over 5 years now (5th lowest budget in the league (it finally catches up with us next season and we have a play off hang over that puts us in a relegation battle all season)
4. You get new owners next season and the likelihood you ever being in a relegation battle again in my lifetime is non existent....

Of course if Carlsberg did promotion seasons...

it would literally be opposite to all of the above...

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 05:53

Manuel wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 02:08

XKhammer wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 01:19

Zźzzźzzźźzzz 

I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?

Yep - just don't open the site. Try KUMB - less likely to test your tolerance.

Manuel wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 02:08

XKhammer wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 01:19

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 13:38 Well, for one, it would introduce to the world a rivalry that was born and developed outside of the white-hot media-driven PL furnace of  bitter enemy declaration.

I suspect that, like several posters on here,  should this become a distinct possibility, the media will make constant references to football hooliganism/ tasty run-ins of the late 70s/early 80s and the authorities will base their decisions on preventing that situation rearing it's ugly head again.

In short, if it looks like happening, the word will go out to all involved to make sure that it doesn't actually happen.

I'd like to think that would not be the case, but a big part of the sanitation of the game is the stamping out of local tribal activities.

Zźzzźzzźźzzz 

I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?

Millwall aren't our biggest rivals. You can only have a meaningful rivalry with a club you play against and Millwall are never good enough to do this except for the odd cup match or in one of our rare relegation years.

They are though our most hated club, which is not quite the same thing.

XKhammer wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 01:19

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 13:38 Well, for one, it would introduce to the world a rivalry that was born and developed outside of the white-hot media-driven PL furnace of  bitter enemy declaration.

I suspect that, like several posters on here,  should this become a distinct possibility, the media will make constant references to football hooliganism/ tasty run-ins of the late 70s/early 80s and the authorities will base their decisions on preventing that situation rearing it's ugly head again.

In short, if it looks like happening, the word will go out to all involved to make sure that it doesn't actually happen.

I'd like to think that would not be the case, but a big part of the sanitation of the game is the stamping out of local tribal activities.

Zźzzźzzźźzzz 

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 13:38 Well, for one, it would introduce to the world a rivalry that was born and developed outside of the white-hot media-driven PL furnace of  bitter enemy declaration.

I suspect that, like several posters on here,  should this become a distinct possibility, the media will make constant references to football hooliganism/ tasty run-ins of the late 70s/early 80s and the authorities will base their decisions on preventing that situation rearing it's ugly head again.

In short, if it looks like happening, the word will go out to all involved to make sure that it doesn't actually happen.

I'd like to think that would not be the case, but a big part of the sanitation of the game is the stamping out of local tribal activities.

Boro 0 Charlton 1

I happened to do a job at The Den last year. 
In their hospitality suite, in the corridor to the loo, they have a photo montage on the wall that includes a picture of them celebrating “The Mother’s Day Massacre Of West Ham”, March 2004 when they won 4-1. Listing the goal scorers. They can’t even spell Christian Dailly’s name correctly. 
Wankers. 

PB has ecohed my feelings perfectly. I see Millwall as our real rivals and whilst despising them I have a grudging respect for their club and fans. 

As for Tottenham, i just don't like them,never have.
Got no real feelings either way for Arsenal or Chelsea, whatever sucsess/lack of means nothing to me.

wils wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 17:48

Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:30

wils wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:27 What does this say about us? We hate Tottenham and want them relegated. We hate Millwall but want them promoted. 

It says that we want to play our biggest rivals.

And we don't want our biggest rivals, Millwall, to get relegated when they come up like we do Tottenham?

wils wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 17:48

Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:30

wils wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:27 What does this say about us? We hate Tottenham and want them relegated. We hate Millwall but want them promoted. 

It says that we want to play our biggest rivals.

And we don't want our biggest rivals, Millwall, to get relegated when they come up like we do Tottenham?

Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:30

wils wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:27 What does this say about us? We hate Tottenham and want them relegated. We hate Millwall but want them promoted. 

It says that we want to play our biggest rivals.

Council Scum" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 11:48 I train a couple of Millwall lads

It says that it'll be fucking comedy (for the whole of the country and not just for us) if spurs go down. Wall possibly coming up is a different matter.

wils wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:27 What does this say about us? We hate Tottenham and want them relegated. We hate Millwall but want them promoted. 

Well, for one, it would introduce to the world a rivalry that was born and developed outside of the white-hot media-driven PL furnace of  bitter enemy declaration.

I suspect that, like several posters on here,  should this become a distinct possibility, the media will make constant references to football hooliganism/ tasty run-ins of the late 70s/early 80s and the authorities will base their decisions on preventing that situation rearing it's ugly head again.

In short, if it looks like happening, the word will go out to all involved to make sure that it doesn't actually happen.

I'd like to think that would not be the case, but a big part of the sanitation of the game is the stamping out of local tribal activities.

wils wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:27 What does this say about us? We hate Tottenham and want them relegated. We hate Millwall but want them promoted. 

What does this say about us? We hate Tottenham and want them relegated. We hate Millwall but want them promoted. 

There will be six months of this is going to happen that’s going to happen loads of threats on TikTok and you tube then on the day of the home game they’ll all get on a train to Stratford followed by old bill with old bill waiting for them, loads of people “hanging around “ waiting for them few bottles thrown etc etc 
followed by more videos of them telling the world West Ham are nothing these days and how they took the piss etc etc 
nothing to see here move along 
obviously all based on us staying up you understand 

smartypants wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 11:57 Hopefully we stay up and they come up. They’ve done very well of late and actually deserve a season in the prem. in my experience, some of our more recent encounters have been underwhelming. 

Hopefully we stay up and they come up. They’ve done very well of late and actually deserve a season in the prem. in my experience, some of our more recent encounters have been underwhelming. 

El Scorchio" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 11:47 Wonder how the PL will feel about the potential West Ham vs Millwall. Good marketing opportunity or quietly swept under the carpet as much as possible?

I reckon both games will be on the box absolutely no question. Sky/TNT will be pissing their pants with glee over it. It wouldn't be a surprise if the 'random' fixture computer happens to throw us together on the first day of the season at the shithole den.

I train a couple of Millwall lads, one of them is getting married, it's his stag do in June, he bet me (before Christmas) if they get promoted I'd have to wear a Millwall top on his stag do, likewise, if they don't, he has to wear a West Ham one. Was never bothered until the past week, now he's asking me my shirt size.