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Just been announced that Josh Hazlewood will miss the first test due to start in Perth next Friday. This is a big blow to the Australians as they will already be without their captain and no.1 pace bowler Pat Cummins.

Englands preparations for the tour has been questioned by many as they have opted to play no warm up games aside from a one off against the English lions. 

Many are saying that its crucial that we get of to a good start in Perth which basically means we cant afford to lose seeing as the 2nd test in Brisbane is a day/night game ( fucking ridiculous) where the Aussies are strongly fancied.

Looking forward to this now but really unsure of how it will play out, I guess I'd still make them slight favourites due to home advantage. Going to be a few all nighters in the coming weeks for me, let's hope it'll be worth it.

77-1.

Head. C Atkinson b Carse.

Smith drops Head off Archers bowling.
Could turn out to be a key moment!


 

Excellent test match bowling from Archer and Atkinson. Building pressure, first 3 overs, three maidens.

England 334 all out.

 Historically ..England managing 300 +  and batting out the day in Australia is as good as it gets..
Pathetic...but reality.

Rooooooot
 

Well that well earned draw has put me in a right good mood ready for the boys to spoil down under now.

Come on lads, go again for another solid day's play..

stubbo-admin wrote: ↑04 Dec 2025, 10:54

Westham67 wrote: ↑04 Dec 2025, 10:38 Pope, Brooks and Jacks all took unnecessary shots, getting themselves out

Add Carse to the list, plus the Stokes run out.  Arguably if you look at what Smith does, he pushes at it too (then reverts to the shot it should have been).

This bunch of simpletons are almost unsupportable playing like this.  They're not being beaten by a better team, they're beating themselves over and over.  Totally moronic.

Australia must be absolutely pissing themselves laughing at the cunts.

We might actually get 3 days out of them this time.

Just fuck of with your lame excuses, you fake Aussie cսnt.

I don’t think I’ve heard any Australian player or fan ever say they thought bowling underarm against NZ was a great idea
Or anyone at the time or since vilify professional egghead Mike Brearley who used the tactic several times
Maybe you can be the first?

Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑04 Dec 2025, 09:53

twoleftfeet wrote: ↑04 Dec 2025, 09:50 Anyone who thinks Jamie Smith is a better option than Foakes knows nothing about cricket. Smith is a bang average batsman and keeper. I’m losing patience with the England coach.

How dare you slate one of our own. Smith is a good West Ham lad and a great cricketer. You're talking out of your arse as per.

May have been legal but not in the spirit of the fucking game, even your WK Rod Marsh shook his head at the absolute disgrace of it.

Yes. In the relatively modern era it was used by Mike Brearley in limited over games for Middlesex
Well before T Chappell wound up the South Sea Poms at the insistence of his brother with a legal delivery 

Matthew Hayden is relieved that Joe Root scored a ton*

Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑04 Dec 2025, 13:16

Fauxstralian wrote: ↑04 Dec 2025, 13:12 Could be a big day tomorrow
The first wicket taken by an Englishman in the series
Root?
Jacks?
Crawley with an under arm?

You'd know all about underarm bowling wouldn't you?

Fauxstralian wrote: ↑04 Dec 2025, 13:12 Could be a big day tomorrow
The first wicket taken by an Englishman in the series
Root?
Jacks?
Crawley with an under arm?

Could be a big day tomorrow
The first wicket taken by an Englishman in the series
Root?
Jacks?
Crawley with an under arm?

Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑04 Dec 2025, 09:45 It is unforgivable to be run out in test cricket. Especially in match situations like this. Clown show indeed.

I hoped prior to the 2nd Test both Root and Crawley finally stood up and took responsibility in getting us right back in this with a decent return on the scoreboard. Also special mention for Archer for doing hus valuable bit for the Team at the end. It's a solid start that showed some heart. Keep it up, England... 

Good seeing Archer, lump Starc back over his head for 6.

People are soooo sensitive 

Root is Englands greatest ever batsman
Anderson & Broad are Englands 2 most successful bowlers
Stokes is probably level with Flintoff behind Botham as Englands greatest all rounder

And they haven’t won an Ashes series for 10 years

Good day for England 
Runs on the board are always good
Positives for Australia … Sir Mitchell Starc again and they didn’t have to bat tonight 

Superb stuff from Root and also Archer at the end.

Also just seen Matthew Hayden talking to Crawley on TNT and genuinely said 'Bloody good innings mate.' A rare classy touch from one of them. Mind you, he is on British TV....

Shocking over rate from the convicts. If they bowl England out inside 80 overs, they won't even be sanctioned for it.

so root gets his hundred. anyone seen the fake Aussie cսnt?
 

England would be a total shambles without Joe Root. When he fails England fail, like in the first test.

He gets a ton in this innings and England are still struggling to post 300. Pathetic contributions by his overrated teammates.

Westham67 wrote: ↑04 Dec 2025, 10:38 Pope, Brooks and Jacks all took unnecessary shots, getting themselves out