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Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 06 Feb 2026, 10:30
by honky cat
Luge, Curling, Penis Enhancements . . .
Bottle of Archer's in the freezer.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 22 Feb 2026, 13:48
by Come On You Irons
Thank fuck this shite finishes today.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 22 Feb 2026, 07:29
by Massive Attack
Norway unsurprisingly smashing the medals table with hosts Italy knocked down to 4th in the medal table now by the Dutch. We added a silver to the other 3 golds which is good (for us!).
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 21 Feb 2026, 11:57
by zebthecat
Chrstpher Lillis, who Trump called a loser, nailed the last jump in the mixed team ski aerials to bag the gold medal.
Horrible crash in the bobsleigh. Hope the Austrian pilot is OK..
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 20 Feb 2026, 14:22
by WHU(Exeter)
Reckon the curling will be in the bag.
But lets keep the celebrations on ice.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 20 Feb 2026, 11:22
by One Sunny Day
Got to love the culture among the xgames types in this. Anyone else would be wearing skin tight clothes for maximum streamline. They go down in big baggy clothes. One guy in the freestyle skiing halfpipe, just now, dropped his phone, on the way down.

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 19 Feb 2026, 19:41
by honky cat
bad crash on the womens halfpipe
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 23:13
by The Mercernary
He did five runs across the two events, and set five track records - sliding in style. Take a bow son

Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 21:26
by honky cat
That Matt matey who won the tea-tray, gave up taekwondo cos he hurt his back.
Yep ill just go face first on this cresta run at 100kph instead . . .feel much beter now thanks.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 19:01
by Vexed
We aint even got a track and we're jizzing gold medals all over German faces. Must be infuriating for all these countries that have actually got their shit together.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 19:01
by El Scorchio
He went .4 of a second faster than anyone else. Fucking remarkable to overhaul a .3 margin. He should take her gold as well really to make it three. She’s bloody lucky!
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 18:51
by One Sunny Day
Bloody hell, we've never had more than one gold medals in a single winter Olympics and now we get two on the same day.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 18:40
by yngwies Cat
Great stuff
Shame the other GB team came 4th but that was a great come back to beat ze Germans
Well done
Invest in T Trays!
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 18:36
by zebthecat
And another gold.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 18:04
by Massive Attack
One Sunny Day" wrote: ↑15 Feb 2026, 14:01
Well done Charlotte Banks and Huw Nightingale. Anothe gold medal for GB. First ever gold for us on snow, too.
And busted our usual medal haul of just 1 gold per games. We're on a fucking snowball roll now mother fuckers!
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 16:53
by yngwies Cat
Dutch Bird Speed skaters .
Grrrrrrr
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 16:48
by El Scorchio
One Sunny Day" wrote: ↑15 Feb 2026, 14:01
Well done Charlotte Banks and Huw Nightingale. Anothe gold medal for GB. First ever gold for us on snow, too.
Bit of a surprise, but lovely to watch. They both did great. Charlotte Bankes seems to be getting most of the plaudits because she's more prominent, but Huw Nightingale was out of his skin against some better boarders in the semi and the final to keep her close enough to do it.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 14:37
by OK_Guy
One Sunny Day" wrote: ↑14 Feb 2026, 22:23
yngwies Cat" wrote: ↑14 Feb 2026, 22:16
If there was ever proof of global warming, Brazil winning a medal at the Winter Olympics is all you need to know
You mean the Norwegian, who was born and lived all his life in Norway, spent his career skiing for Norway, retired then thought, fuck it, my mum is Brazilian, I'll come back and represent them?
bit like Greg Rusedski born in Canada, played tennis for Canada then switched to playing for UK after meeting his future wife... but that's ok, he never won fuckall.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 14:04
by yngwies Cat
Enjoyed that, brilliantly raced.
Well Done!
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 14:01
by One Sunny Day
Well done Charlotte Banks and Huw Nightingale. Anothe gold medal for GB. First ever gold for us on snow, too.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 09:32
by fraser
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑15 Feb 2026, 07:29
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑15 Feb 2026, 00:50
Massive
Where should Australia be?
3 Golds & a silver so far
Strewth!
Fauxstralian
Couldn't give a fuck where they should be, I've commented on Canada's poor showing when historically they're usually near the top. Just because Australia are out performing shows them up even more.
Take no notice of Sven, he's just desperate to be a fair dinkum Aussie bless him as Aussie /Pom bantz is the nearest he can get since they revoked his residency..
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 09:21
by Eerie Decent
One Sunny Day" wrote: ↑14 Feb 2026, 22:23
yngwies Cat" wrote: ↑14 Feb 2026, 22:16
If there was ever proof of global warming, Brazil winning a medal at the Winter Olympics is all you need to know
You mean the Norwegian, who was born and lived all his life in Norway, spent his career skiing for Norway, retired then thought, fuck it, my mum is Brazilian, I'll come back and represent them?
You found the need to turn a clearly tongue in cheek light hearted comment, into a party political broadcast. Fucking hell.
You tit.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 07:29
by Massive Attack
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑15 Feb 2026, 00:50
Massive
Where should Australia be?
3 Golds & a silver so far
Strewth!
Fauxstralian
Couldn't give a fuck where they should be, I've commented on Canada's poor showing when historically they're usually near the top. Just because Australia are out performing shows them up even more.
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 03:40
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Like the Jock Rugger squad...
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 03:29
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Very healthy snowfall this year...
Re: Official Winter Olympics Thread
Posted: 15 Feb 2026, 00:50
by Fauxstralian
Massive
Where should Australia be?
3 Golds & a silver so far
Strewth!