Truly Badly Madley

The brother of that bent twat who gave Bournemouth an offside handball goal in the last minute a few years ago. Before disappearing to Norway after taking the piss out of a disabled bloke only to appear again a little bit later

Pablo seems to have made more tackles/interceptions than anybody else

There was a popular song when I was young by a bloke called  Guy 
Mitchell and we used to sing:
I love the sea 
I love the navy
I love to dip my dick in gravy

 

There was a popular song when I was young by a bloke called  Guy 
Mitchell and we used to sing:
I love the sea 
I love the navy
I love to dip my duck in gravy

They still haven't addressed this habit they've had since Moyes' time, of sleepwalking into the second half. Is it a fitness issue? A psychological issue? Or a tactical issue?  It is so frustrating to see them throw games away transferring to low block tactics and not getting out of their own half.

I can't see why that little shit Joao Pedro wasn't sent off as he was involved in two separate incidents during the melee

What a shithouse performance after the hard work of the first half. How the fuck do you expect to win a game camped in your own penalty area

Impressive positional play by Taty and Pablo. Their back line don't know where to turn. They are restricting them to their own half a lot of the time. Now don't spoil it by dropping back. The best form of defence is attack.

With Pablo and Taty up there it seemed to stop the constant turnover of the ball by a very robust opposition. They both got stuck in  and harried their back line. We had much more possession when they were on the pitch and made more space for Bowen and Summerville to attack. I don't think Pablo is u...

We don't want the usual second half performance now. Go for the jugular.

I know it's early days yet but I think the difference between our first half display and the second half was Pablo was linking in with Taty, Summerville and Bowen so the ball wasn't coming straight back at our defence and we started carving out opportunities. He tired in the second half but I think ...

When will these shit shows ever end? The last time I was entertained by a West Ham team was when Bilic was our manager. I think we will have a struggle in the inevitable drop to the Championship, with everybody else treating a game at the Olympic stadium as their cup final. 

The second worse team invthe league Olé-ing us. How low can we fall

What a bunch of gutless wankers

Another bent northern bastard ref. Two obvious penalties at their end then the cսnt gives that

After that display they should bd planning for their next win. About December 2026 in the championship

I hope they get a few quid for Paqueta, so they can buy somebody who can pass the ball without giving an assist to the opposition. That last twenty five minutes they were pathetic.

Well, wasn't that fucking awful. Defence co-ordinsted by the Keystone Kops

Kilman writes on the West Ham website "Coming from non league football made me stronger". I have seen no evidence of this during this season

Yet another northern bastard referee. Blind to the shit that Konate, Van Dyke and Macallister were up to but gets his yellow card out for minor offences and even booked Magassa for a good tackle. I don't condone what Paqueta did to get himself sent off (but at least he gets to spend Christmas with h...

Spanish tostada biscuits they seem to remain crispy even when dunked

I can remember coming out of the Green Gate st Bethnal Green and stopped in an alleyway in Shorefitch for a piss. There was a crate of empty milk bottles on the ground and I managed to fill up three and a half of them. I always thought the Green Gate watered their beer.

I have to take a quarter of a Viagra to stop me pissing on my slippers