What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

[F 129 Row66]

When the odious Son scored against us at Wembley him and the equally despicable Dele Ali started playing pat-a-cake like a couple of schoolgirls.

[El Scorchio]

Cole Palmer's is a bit cheesy. I'm not a fan of when someone decides to have a 'signature' celebration. Just celebrate naturally rather than thinking what you'll do to be 'on brand'. I actually didn't mind some of Antonio's silly ones. The Homer Simpson one amused me.

I guess Shearer's turned into a signature celebration but clearly it was his natural reaction. I did really like his just running with an arm or two arms aloft and a smile. Classic. And for my money still the best centre forward to play in the premier league.

[Massive Attack]

Bowens weird dj spiderman one, it's fucking naff. Very few really understand the in-joke and constantly being reminded of it because he regularly finds the back of the net is irritating as fuck. Please come up with a better more amusing one because I don't think I can stomach seeing it once more, let alone another 200 times as that's clearly how many he's going to score for us. Xx

[Mad Ferret]

The Bullard one was mustard.

[El Scorchio]

Ketsbaia
Bullard imitating Phil Brown
 

[Pav BML]

Troy Deeney scoring a penalty against us a few years ago at ours and then proceeding to do a full knee slide in front of our end like he scored a 30 yard screamer, completely stacking it and then booting out the corner flag to ride it out. The same guy who doesn't see Kane as being much better than him...

[cup of tea]

Opposition 
Keanes roll poly shooting 
Us
Kudos sitting on advertising hoardings 

[Pub Bigot]

Tony Adams lifting Steve Morrow up, only to drop him and break his collarbone after they’d won a cup has to be up there

[Chip Shop Charlie]

Robbie Fowler snorting the 18 yard line springs to mind

[North Bank]

Antonio and his cardboard cut out, even now I'm cringing as I type

[Iron Duke]

Last season, when Man Utd played us and copied Kudus’s sit on the hoarding celebration. Get your own celebration you unoriginal twats.

[Fat, Bald n 50]

Yes, I hated the boy band thing.
I remember the Brazilian team pretending to rock a baby, which was shit too.

That happened once IIRC and it was to acknowledge the birth of a players son

[Far Cough UKunt]

That clawing like a Tiger thing that them Hull fans do. Proper cringe that.

[Perry Nium]

Yes, I hated the boy band thing.
I remember the Brazilian team pretending to rock a baby, which was shit too.

[violator]

Our lot pretending to play instruments must be up there