West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

[muskie]

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

[Mike Oxsaw]

If we get relegated the club is more than fucked. Sullivan has borrowed against expected future income - TV rights, footfall and merchandise.

If all/any of those drop due to us falling off the top table, we probably won't have enough income to service those loan payments, and one or more could well be called in, meaning we'd need to find some way of raising capital.

Not even player sales would really help as I suspect very few of our recent purchases have been paid for up front and in full, so even if we shift a few we'll still be lumbered with their outstanding payments to their original club.

Sullivan's only real guarantee of making sure that relegation doesn't happen is to bring in the quality of player to elevate team performance and create more wins, only he can't actually do that because he's pissed what money is/was available on dross from his agent/mates.

[Keep dreaming]

Save your money, Sullivan won't pull the plug anytime soon. He's paralyzed, sitting in a corner watching Russian porn

[muskie]

That's a good call, hadn't thought of that, Potter is 2/1 favourite to be first prem manager sacked.

[northbankboy68]

You could double it with Potter gone before the 11th game.

[muskie]

I don't think you'd be wasting £100, I think we're nailed on.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Best price now is 3/1.

People are lumping on.

Might lob a ton on.

Won't announce it (on here) though as the site's prime ignoramus will shoutily claim that proves (PROVES) I want West Ham to fail.

In his pretty little head that may be so, but all it really proves in the real world is that I've got 100 quid to waste.

[muskie]

Best price now is 3/1.

People are lumping on.

[Leonard Hatred]

I said before the season started I can see us gannin doon. 
We were in relegation form most of last season and there's no reason for optimism.

[Steady]

The only blessing in disguise is that this leaves no excuses not to buy. The 5 at the back needs to be scrapped too

[Massive Attack]

The worst thing that indicates us being obvious relegation fodder, is that there isn’t any obvious change of manager we could make that will turn things around with this squad.

It looks like a disjointed mess of players that don’t believe in themselves any more than our fans do.

We've missed opportunity after opportunity to really improve and yet we double down on bad signing after bad singing. 

That's likely because the manager probably isn't in full control of the signings. Who in their right mind signs Callum Fucking Wilson?!

A wet Yes Man Gimp.

[Fauxstralian]

The positives …
Our utter shitness is obvious as early as possible (one game)
Being beaten 3-0 by the nailed on relegation favourites leaves no room for false hope
The transfer window is still open so no excuses
Potter is another day closer to the sack
Sullivan is another day closer to dying 

[the coming of gary]

Next 7 games are 5 x London derbies, plus Forest and Everton away
.

[nychammer]

The worst thing that indicates us being obvious relegation fodder, is that there isn’t any obvious change of manager we could make that will turn things around with this squad.

It looks like a disjointed mess of players that don’t believe in themselves any more than our fans do.

We've missed opportunity after opportunity to really improve and yet we double down on bad signing after bad singing. 

That's likely because the manager probably isn't in full control of the signings. Who in their right mind signs Callum Fucking Wilson?!

[Mike Oxsaw]

This thread is at least a year too late.

[Keep dreaming]

Relegation could be good. Maybe we could win some matches down there 

[Massive Attack]

Depends on who next comes in.

[Jaan Kenbrovin]

The worst thing that indicates us being obvious relegation fodder, is that there isn’t any obvious change of manager we could make that will turn things around with this squad.

It looks like a disjointed mess of players that don’t believe in themselves any more than our fans do.