Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

[stubbo-admin]

Signed, Sealed and Delivered.

Welcome Pablo.

[Vexed]

Welcome Paul son, big fan of your overpriced sandwiches and slightly poncey ambience. 

[stubbo-admin]

Let's hope he's better than these stats 

https://www.fifacm.com/player/264290/pa ... a-de-jesus

Callum Wilson and Jarrod Bowens stats to compare 

https://www.fifacm.com/player/196978/callum-wilson
https://www.fifacm.com/player/224371/jarrod-bowen

Here's his match stats:

Pablo Stats, Goals, Records, Assists, Cups and more | FBref.com https://share.google/xJvC5pKGe9fmY4QNo

...and his Whoscored Profile:

Pablo Football Statistics | WhoScored.com https://share.google/sxhiUIbNfJRl34Crm

[iphammer]

He's recently scored 10 in 13, so that stat works fine with me. Just as long as he can manage to transfer his goalscoring ability to the Prem. 

lets hope so 

[Massive Attack]

He's recently scored 10 in 13, so that stat works fine with me. Just as long as he can manage to transfer his goalscoring ability to the Prem. And would you Adam and eve it, hus birthday is today. Aww written in the stars.

[iphammer]

Let's hope he's better than these stats 

https://www.fifacm.com/player/264290/pa ... a-de-jesus

Callum Wilson and Jarrod Bowens stats to compare 

https://www.fifacm.com/player/196978/callum-wilson
https://www.fifacm.com/player/224371/jarrod-bowen

[Tomshardware]

Good luck to him, hopefully he can made an immediate impact.

[fraser]

I've read somewhere, can't actually remember where that he is definitely Nuno's choice. 

[Come On You Irons]

At least they have announced it today and confirmed he is available for Wolves tomorrow.

Let's hope he's not yet another dud, eh.

[stubbo-admin]

[camel-with-3-humps]

He looks a bit shit for this league. A Sullivan special.

Hope I'm wrong.

[Mex Martillo]

Welcome Pablo
Can he play tomorrow?

[eusebiovic]

Not seeing this reported anywhere else, Stubbo mate?

ExWHU has posted up his 'Emojis'....he only does then once he has confirmation from inside the club that the contract has been signed.

They'll be doing media work hence not announced yet.

Got to get some sort of shitty video made and it’s probably a stretch to get hold of a dry ice machine and a 10 foot Portugal flag at this time of year haha

I can solve that...just get him to the nearest Portuguese cafe and take a pic of him tucking into a nata with a cup of espresso. Job done!

[zebthecat]

Don't fuck with de Jesus.

[stubbo-admin]

Is he privy to the squad details ? If Wolves or other teams wanted to know this they could just purchase the Patreon or whatever.
Does this squad list get sent out anywhere ?
Most news websites get this totally wrong.


 

He is privy, but doesn't announce anything especially revealing until 5 mins before the formal release of the team sheets. 

Latest update: Update 3: Panic over!! Pablo is now apparently on the coach. Still unsure if he has been registered in time or not but he will be with the squad. If we hear anymore we will keep you posted 

[BoleynGone]

Is he privy to the squad details ? If Wolves or other teams wanted to know this they could just purchase the Patreon or whatever.
Does this squad list get sent out anywhere ?
Most news websites get this totally wrong.
 

[twoleftfeet]

COYI will be disappointed, he thought he was the messiah but now we have Jesus to guide us

[honky cat]

Now we've got the son and the holy ghost, just waiting for the 'father'
 

[El Scorchio]

Not seeing this reported anywhere else, Stubbo mate?

ExWHU has posted up his 'Emojis'....he only does then once he has confirmation from inside the club that the contract has been signed.

They'll be doing media work hence not announced yet.

Got to get some sort of shitty video made and it’s probably a stretch to get hold of a dry ice machine and a 10 foot Portugal flag at this time of year haha

[stubbo-admin]

Not seeing this reported anywhere else, Stubbo mate?

ExWHU has posted up his 'Emojis'....he only does then once he has confirmation from inside the club that the contract has been signed.

They'll be doing media work hence not announced yet.

 

We believe that Pablo has completed his move to West Ham for €21m plus €3m in add ons.

We are under the impression that the deal for Pablo is all agreed and he is a West Ham player. We think he is travelling to the Wolves game with the squad but we haven’t been able to confirm whether he was registered in time to play. He wasn’t due to start the game anyway and we will try and update you when we hear further.

Pablo has been at the training ground to complete his move with Taty Castellanos due in the country this afternoon to try and finalise his.

We will seek further confirmation and update you when we have it.

Update 1: We have heard the squad list and it appears that Pablo isn’t in it. So we will keep you updated if we hear further info but it’s looks like he could miss out 

Update 2: Despite Pablo being at the training ground and having done the photo shots there appears to be a hold up on getting this officially announced. I am trying my best to find out what it is and will update when I hear…. 

[stubbo-admin]

Not seeing this reported anywhere else, Stubbo mate?

ExWHU has posted up his 'Emojis'....he only does then once he has confirmation from inside the club that the contract has been signed.

They'll be doing media work hence not announced yet.

[Vexed]

Is at least quick. 


 

Nope, not quick. Not dogshit slow but certainly not quick. Got a bit of nasty in him apparently, I like that. 

[Mad Dog]

Alfs, spoiler alert he'll claim hes shit and then the second he doesnt turn into Ronaldo and messi's lovechild he'll remind everyone that he (and ONLY he) called it.

Then get all pissy again when people call him a cսnt

[scott_d]

We don't have the league position or the funds to do anything ground breaking this transfer window so I'm really hoping the combination of Traore, Pablo and Castallanos will at least give us some options on the bench.

Even if it puts a rocket up the arse of the current forwards who had had no competition for the last 5 months, that's got to be something positive.

[Alfs]

I'm reserving my opinion on the fella until Nostradamus, sorry, I mean COY! has spoken.

[Mad Dog]

Hammerfan43. Ill take ordinary over non existent