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THUNDERCLINT
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- El Scorchio
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Exiled In Surrey
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Today’s Telegraph saying the club willing to sell him but only if they can keep him on loan to the end of the year.
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maybe when you play surrounded by a shower of shit you become another turd. Undoubted talent that just didn't couldn't do enough here. I don't for one minute believe the board instigated rumours that he wants out, is acting up etc. and I wish him well.
- Manuel
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Massive Attack" wrote: ↑14 Jan 2026, 23:51 He's generally shit wherever he's asked to play bar the occasional rare game in the Premier League. He doesn't suit any position consistently enough in it. 3rd rate cup competitions or French/Brazilian Leagues he can do a bit better in.
How many times do you have to keep saying you don't rate him?? We heard you the first hundred times. He doesn't come on here, so little point in laying into him day in day out.
- Massive Attack
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He's generally shit wherever he's asked to play bar the occasional rare game in the Premier League. He doesn't suit any position consistently enough in it. 3rd rate cup competitions or French/Brazilian Leagues he can do a bit better in.
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We tried that and even when he was surrounded by better players we still almost got relegated, even when he would line-up alongside Declan Rice. He's never been consistently good. Once in a blue moon he'll have a good game but they have always been few and far between. £50M this bloke cost us.
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Kitchenette
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- Keep dreaming
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- Massive Attack
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Re: Crapaqueta
THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑14 Jan 2026, 14:25Any Old Iron" wrote: ↑14 Jan 2026, 14:06 If it’s true that he went on strike at the weekend then we have no choice but to dump the cսnt.
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year. He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate.Apparently since April 2024 Ederson has 4 times as many Premier League assists than this cսnt.
Sums it up.
- Keep dreaming
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Has this cսnt traveled yet?
If not, can anyone piss in his shoes and shit in his toilet bag?
If not, can anyone piss in his shoes and shit in his toilet bag?
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THUNDERCLINT
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Any Old Iron" wrote: ↑14 Jan 2026, 14:06 If it’s true that he went on strike at the weekend then we have no choice but to dump the cսnt.
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year. He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate.
Apparently since April 2024 Ederson has 4 times as many Premier League assists than this cսnt.
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THUNDERCLINT
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Massive Attack" wrote: ↑13 Jan 2026, 19:52 The £51m record signing was left out of the squad for Sunday’s FA Cup third round win over QPR after reacting badly to West Ham rejecting a £35m bid from Flamengo.
Who the fuck does this cսnt think he is?
He's Paqcunta, Lucas Paqcunta.
I just don't think you understand.
He's easy to go down and a total fucking clown.
I just don't think you understand.
He's easy to go down and a total fucking clown.
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Any Old Iron
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If it’s true that he went on strike at the weekend then we have no choice but to dump the cսnt.
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year. He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate.
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year. He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate.
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The £51m record signing was left out of the squad for Sunday’s FA Cup third round win over QPR after reacting badly to West Ham rejecting a £35m bid from Flamengo.
Who the fuck does this cսnt think he is? Demanding he gets an instant move even at the expense of us losing out on a lot of dough we have already worked out on him.
Who the fuck does this cսnt think he is? Demanding he gets an instant move even at the expense of us losing out on a lot of dough we have already worked out on him.
- Massive Attack
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Monsieur merde de cheval
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Takashi Miike" wrote: ↑16 Dec 2025, 13:13 comparing him to a previous player that isn't Brady or a genuinely elite talent, i'd say Bish had as much ability but also the added work rate, character and consistency. I think Paq can and often has worked hard, but his bad days far outnumber the good ones
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twoleftfeet
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BoleynGone wrote: ↑16 Dec 2025, 17:09 blimey
that;s twice on the same page I've agreed with 2LEFT TEST
Even Earthy over Paqueta,he's done more in the u21's than Paqueta has for the seniors
Wonders will never cease! I’d rather see a no 9 picked instead of Paqueta.
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BoleynGone wrote: ↑16 Dec 2025, 17:09 blimey
that;s twice on the same page I've agreed with 2LEFT TEST
Even Earthy over Paqueta,he's done more in the u21's than Paqueta has for the seniors
The fact that you're agreeing with each other should set alarm bells off for BOTH of you...
- Keep dreaming
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Theatrical, naive and card addiction.
Them 3 alone makes him a football nonce
Them 3 alone makes him a football nonce
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BoleynGone
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blimey
that;s twice on the same page I've agreed with 2LEFT TEST
Even Earthy over Paqueta,he's done more in the u21's than Paqueta has for the seniors
that;s twice on the same page I've agreed with 2LEFT TEST
Even Earthy over Paqueta,he's done more in the u21's than Paqueta has for the seniors