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If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.

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If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.

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(Thread at WHU(Exeter)'s suggestion)

For me, difficult to beat either of those two spaniards from Saturday. But Gary Lineker is up there.

 
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Id like to razor Razor Ruddock, the 'wall cսnt
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1. Mohamed Salah. Can't  stand the big nose cսnt. Dates from the time West Ham were one up at Liverpoolright near half time. At that point they had not even had a shot on target, nd he dived screaming after Masuaku  just brushe against him. The fatuous smile on his face after he scored the penalty made me so angry. Next time I saw him on TV he was praying before a game, I nearly kicked the TV screen. Horrible cheating cսnt.

2. I don't like that tart faced ladyboy Christiano Ronaldo either and would happily stamp on his boat.

3.  Son the Cheating Chinaman. Fucking horrible cսnt, I'd happily piss on his dog stew
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El Scorchio" wrote: 03 Feb 2026, 13:18 Ronaldo. Not fat Ronaldo mind you. I'd go for a beer and a night out with him.
Was going to say him or Bruno Fernandes and just about anyone who's ever played for spurs, barring scotty parker of course. 
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Alfs wrote: 03 Feb 2026, 14:22 Niclas Fullkrug
You're not going to make his teeth any worse than they already are, no matter how hard you hit the cowardly cսnt.
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How can we be forgetting - Martin Keown
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Ronaldo. Not fat Ronaldo mind you. I'd go for a beer and a night out with him.
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Rijkaard, dirty gobbling cսnt. Would have been ironed out in a heartbeat.
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If I was playing now - Cucuarella. Biggest snidy dago cheat cսnt ever.

back in the day - MacManaman - Whiny Scouse ponce
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John Drake" wrote: 03 Feb 2026, 07:06 Emiliano Martinez
Anthony Gordon
Antonio Rattin
Antonio Rattin? Fuck me, that's a long grudge?
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Billy Whitehurst  (as long as I had Duncan Ferguson backing me up)
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Perry Nium" wrote: 03 Feb 2026, 03:27
Iron Duke" wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 19:24 Ian Harte had a very punchable face. Also a snidey, cheating scumbag.
I remember him getting Ian Wright sent off in that game where we had 3 reds. Wright went nuts, as did the crowd, at the shit ref. Think Rob Harris was his name.
Was that when Wrighty, rearranged the furniture in the referee's changing room?
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Iron Duke" wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 19:24 Ian Harte had a very punchable face. Also a snidey, cheating scumbag.
I remember him getting Ian Wright sent off in that game where we had 3 reds. Wright went nuts, as did the crowd, at the shit ref. Think Rob Harris was his name.
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Just watched the highlights from Saturday. 

I’d like to add Rosenior to this list. 
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Arteta.

I’d preemptively punch him in the face for becoming such an insufferable cսnt as a manager.
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