The Ashes.

[only1billybonds]

Just been announced that Josh Hazlewood will miss the first test due to start in Perth next Friday. This is a big blow to the Australians as they will already be without their captain and no.1 pace bowler Pat Cummins.

Englands preparations for the tour has been questioned by many as they have opted to play no warm up games aside from a one off against the English lions. 

Many are saying that its crucial that we get of to a good start in Perth which basically means we cant afford to lose seeing as the 2nd test in Brisbane is a day/night game ( fucking ridiculous) where the Aussies are strongly fancied.

Looking forward to this now but really unsure of how it will play out, I guess I'd still make them slight favourites due to home advantage. Going to be a few all nighters in the coming weeks for me, let's hope it'll be worth it.

[Fauxstralian]

29/0 off 2
60/5 off 7
Oops

[Westham67]

Windies 17 from the first over

[Fauxstralian]

SA v Windies in the 9.30 game & India v Zim at 1.30
India probably need Windies to win (they have a better NRR) & then to win big themselves to stay in touch 
 

[Fauxstralian]

If NZ win comfortably as looks likely they could lose to England & Pakistan would struggle to catch them on NRR
Group 1 the ‘easiest group’ is all the original group winners due to the seeding fix
Not sure what the semi final match up is 
Winner Group 1 v Second Group 2
Second Group 2 v Winner Group 1
Presume only certainty is India staying in India for semi & final if they make it

[Westham67]

I was looking Usman Tariq action he has no run up its just a step thats why his action looks odd its not been ruled as illegal

Sri Lanka 34-4

[Westham67]

India had the easiest group, Saffas v Windies will be a big game for India if the Windies win

[Fauxstralian]

New Zealand recover from 84/6 to make 168 & then knock over 2 early wickets
Could see NZ making the semis along with the Windies & SA from the other group seeing India out

[Westham67]

Semi finals Archer 4

[Westham67]

Making hard work of this, Three from the last over 162 for 8

[violator]

Batting captain

[goose]

To the naked eye it looks like he does vary his release time of the ball.
I swear some balls he holds it back to see if the batsman moves.

[Far Cough UKunt]

Just had a look at his action, it's odd but his arm is straight so it's probably legal.

[goose]

103-5
Curran gone.

how is that action legal?

[Westham67]

Banton questioned his bowling action and then he gets him out

[goose]

4 down.

are pakistan allowed to use a baseball pitcher?

[Westham67]

Butler gone for 2 BRAVE Batting

17-2 its not too far gone for Engalnd

[violator]

Buttler escapes the chop, needs a score.

[Come On You Irons]

To think AustrLOLia lost to these Zimbabwe mugs. Hahaha  

[Trilby55]

Windies having some fun with the bat .

[Far Cough UKunt]

I feel another PPV meet-up being arranged by promoter Don Gank again coming on.

ag ag ag

[violator]

Impressive use of the word "melt", the final one in capitals was the cream of the crop.

[Massive Attack]

I feel another PPV meet-up being arranged by promoter Don Gank again coming on.

[fraser]

 

Be careful Miike he'll offer you out on the Internet to meet somewhere with 60k witnesses and cctv and plod everywhere 

Did I do that, cսnt?

I said I'll be at the Brentford game if you care to call me a cսnt to my face.

Then you shit your pants like an absolute melt. Don't dish out the insults online if you don't have the minerals to say then in real life, melt.

You keyboard warrior wanker MELT 

Keyboard warrior melt..

You cսnt, so you didn't offer me out on the Internet.. But yet I shit myself.. From what exactly.. Comedy gold

If you don't want stick back don't dish it out so, off you pop 

[Come On You Irons]

A solid win there for England largely thanks to a man of the match winning performance from Surrey's Will Jacks.

I was out this morning to had to endure listening to the end of the match on TMS in my high spec car. My god Alex Hartley is awful, so so irritating. Poshos Dan Norcross, that Henry toff and that British Asian bloke are all equally annoying too.

 

Be careful Miike he'll offer you out on the Internet to meet somewhere with 60k witnesses and cctv and plod everywhere 

Did I do that, cսnt?

I said I'll be at the Brentford game if you care to call me a cսnt to my face.

Then you shit your pants like an absolute melt. Don't dish out the insults online if you don't have the minerals to say then in real life, melt.

You keyboard warrior wanker MELT 

[fraser]

A solid win there for England largely thanks to a man of the match winning performance from Surrey's Will Jacks.

I was out this morning to had to endure listening to the end of the match on TMS in my high spec car. My god Alex Hartley is awful, so so irritating. Poshos Dan Norcross, that Henry toff and that British Asian bloke are all equally annoying too.

 

Be careful Miike he'll offer you out on the Internet to meet somewhere with 60k witnesses and cctv and plod everywhere