Derek and Clive

[Far Cough UKunt]

I said you fucking cսnt.

[Come On You Irons]

There is no evidence at all that Dudley Moore was a West Ham fan.

[Far Cough UKunt]

That Hello Colin bit is superb.

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

Big Spurs fan Peter Cook. Wonder what he’d be saying if still around?

I reckon he'd turn to Tudor and say, 'You fucking cսnt, cսnt'.

I remember when he was asked on The Big Match about a possible ground share with Arsenal. He rejected the possibility on the basis that Tottenham couldn't afford all the Brut that it would be necessary to spray round after every Arsenal game. 

Of course his mate, Dud, had much better taste in football clubs.

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Big Spurs fan Peter Cook. Wonder what he’d be saying if still around?

[Far Cough UKunt]

All they do is sucking fucking plankton, cunts

[Westham67]

https://derekandclive.uk/ad-nauseam/endangered-species/

You’d like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can’t-, they’re such cunts they can’t even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cսnt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn’t notice many down my part of the world.

[northbankfrank]

What's the worst job you've ever had?

[Sir Alf]

“Alfie Noakes and his stories from North”

[violator]

Come Again was deleted from Spotify, but the others are on there. I remember when I was a kid sneaking to get the album when mum and dad had gone out and putting it on in my bedroom.

[Leonard Hatred]

Hello Colin.