The Proper Fans Only FA Cup Predictions for 6th - 9th March 2026 (With added extra irritation for site losers)

[Mike Oxsaw]

FA Cup
Friday, 6 March 2026 20:00
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Liverpool
Venue: Molineux
League Positions: 20 v 6
Current Forms: 25 v 42

My Instant gut reaction here would be that Liverpool are already into the next round, but although they've picked up lately, their still a little - by their standards - inconsistent.

Wolves have nothing but this competition to go for, and, I suspect, go for it they will. Expect media pundits to be throwing themselves off tall buildings everywhere:

Prediction: Home Win

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FA Cup
Saturday, 7 March 2026 12:15
Mansfield Town v Arsenal
Venue: Field Mill
League Positions: 60 v 1
Current Forms: 11 v 37

We all know where this one is going. Mansfield will be grateful for the extra money, but there's only ever going to be one winner here:

Prediction: Away Win

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FA Cup
Saturday, 7 March 2026 17:45
Wrexham v Chelsea
Venue: Racecourse Ground
League Positions: 26 v 5
Current Forms: 41 v 18

Plucky little Wrexham eh? Against a very in-form Chelsea? They'll put up a spirited fight, but again, only one outcome:

Prediction: Away Win

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FA Cup
Saturday, 7 March 2026 20:00
Newcastle United v Manchester City
Venue: St James' Park
League Positions: 12 v 2
Current Forms: 21 v 45

This should be City's all day long. Newcastle beat the red Mancunians though, last time out and City dropped points to Forest (spit!). Will City cede the title and focus on the cup? Probably their easiest way back into Europe.

Prediction: Away Win

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FA Cup
Sunday, 8 March 2026 12:00
Fulham v Southampton
Venue: Craven Cottage
League Positions: 10 v 27
Current Forms: 36 v 45

Southampton are on a bit of a roll at the moment, so this will be a very tight game indeed. Fulham will have the right hump after their midweek game and I suspect that will be enough - just - to see them over the line:

Prediction: Home Win

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FA Cup
Sunday, 8 March 2026 13:30
Port Vale v Sunderland
Venue: Vale Park
League Positions: 68 v 11
Current Forms: 21 v 14

Sunderland won away at Leeds on their last outing. Factor that in with league position and it'll be Port Vale who will be asked to not let the door hit them on the arse on their way out.

Prediction: Away Win

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FA Cup
Sunday, 8 March 2026 16:30
Leeds United v Norwich City
Venue: Elland Road
League Positions: 15 v 37
Current Forms: 18 v 36

Do Leeds, like us, really need this competition right now? Of course the FA Cup is (in my mind) THE trophy to win, but from a pure financial viewpoint PL survival trumps all.

Norwich are more sounding like a cup & saucer placed on top of a refrigerator than actually "buzzin'", but I think they might just have enough.

Prediction: Away Win

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FA Cup
Monday, 9 March 2026 19:30
West Ham United v Brentford
Venue: The London Stadium
League Positions: 18 v 7
Current Forms: 18 v 29

As the song goes - "Save the best till last". We're certainly not out of the shit yet, league-wise and after this round, if we go through we'll be the weakest side left in the draw. Those left would be looking for a home tie against us and the sponsors will want us out PDQ.

Still. FA Cup eh? As I said earlier, it's the one to go for and Sullivan will appreciate the prize money (to borrow against) for us getting a bit further. Now. Will we? Won't we? Will we? Won't we? Will we? Won't we?:

Prediction: Home Win

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Go on...you know you want to...

Wolverhampton Wanderers v Liverpool -
Mansfield Town v Arsenal -
Wrexham v Chelsea -
Newcastle United v Manchester City -
Fulham v Southampton -
Port Vale v Sunderland -
Leeds United v Norwich City -

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And finally, the moment you've all been waiting for: My FA Cup acca:

Wolverhampton Wanderers  (@ Home to Liverpool 5/1)
Chelsea (Away @ Wrexham 4/11)
Fulham (@ Home to Southampton 8/15)
Norwich City (Away @ Leeds United 11/2)

Just a bit of fun, Guv.

Total stake: £11.00. Potential return: £297.97

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[Mike Oxsaw]

Probably the best draw the sponsors could have asked for:

1. Arsenal, Chelsea & one of Manchester City/Liverpool through to Wembley
2. At least one of the less bankable minnows (Us/Leeds) definitely out.
3. Mind you, Us against Port Vale in the final would be a classic squeaky bum moment for global media/pundits/advertisers.

Moron...just admit it ain't fixed like you claim
Remember when l said you only post utter bollocks? 

He really is an embarrassment but he will still continue posting the same old bollocks time after time. Never come across a poster with such an inflated opinion of himself.

So, you didn't "Foe" me then. Could that be because I'm the only "mate" you have - on here and/or in the real world?

[fraser]

 

You back watching us now then you glory hunting cսnt  

 

Its the Cup, different rules init! And a reasonable kick off time for watching this side of the planet.................

May even watch the Man City game now im in a better (glory hunting) mood, it's an evening kick off, so morning for me

Probably best to stay in bed for that to be fair 

[Sydney_Iron]

 

You back watching us now then you glory hunting cսnt  

 

 

Its the Cup, different rules init! And a reasonable kick off time for watching this side of the planet.................

May even watch the Man City game now im in a better (glory hunting) mood, it's an evening kick off, so morning for me

[fraser]

I had to laugh at Arsenal fans as the last 3 years they have drawn Man City, Liverpool and Man U early in the Comp! and it was all a conspiracy against them

This season they have had a run to the Semi-finals (assuming they beat Saints) and not ONE game against another PL side and the fans are saying it's just how the draw goes, nothing to see here  jammy fuckers!

We could say similar this season TBH, a decent draw in every round, including the upcoming QF, granted Leeds wont be easy but at home you got to think we will be favourites.

You back watching us now then you glory hunting cսnt  

[Sydney_Iron]

I had to laugh at Arsenal fans as the last 3 years they have drawn Man City, Liverpool and Man U early in the Comp! and it was all a conspiracy against them

This season they have had a run to the Semi-finals (assuming they beat Saints) and not ONE game against another PL side and the fans are saying it's just how the draw goes, nothing to see here  jammy fuckers!

We could say similar this season TBH, a decent draw in every round, including the upcoming QF, granted Leeds wont be easy but at home you got to think we will be favourites.

[Manuel]

Probably the best draw the sponsors could have asked for:

1. Arsenal, Chelsea & one of Manchester City/Liverpool through to Wembley
2. At least one of the less bankable minnows (Us/Leeds) definitely out.
3. Mind you, Us against Port Vale in the final would be a classic squeaky bum moment for global media/pundits/advertisers.

Moron...just admit it ain't fixed like you claim
Remember when l said you only post utter bollocks? 

He really is an embarrassment but he will still continue posting the same old bollocks time after time. Never come across a poster with such an inflated opinion of himself.

[John Drake]

I've run the numbers and there's a 93% probability that Oxshaw is a dick

[XKhammer]

Probably the best draw the sponsors could have asked for:

1. Arsenal, Chelsea & one of Manchester City/Liverpool through to Wembley
2. At least one of the less bankable minnows (Us/Leeds) definitely out.
3. Mind you, Us against Port Vale in the final would be a classic squeaky bum moment for global media/pundits/advertisers.

Moron...just admit it ain't fixed like you claim
Remember when l said you only post utter bollocks? 

Still bitter about being embarrassed on here are you?

I drink lager not bitter
What you drink raspberry juice?

[Mike Oxsaw]

Probably the best draw the sponsors could have asked for:

1. Arsenal, Chelsea & one of Manchester City/Liverpool through to Wembley
2. At least one of the less bankable minnows (Us/Leeds) definitely out.
3. Mind you, Us against Port Vale in the final would be a classic squeaky bum moment for global media/pundits/advertisers.

Moron...just admit it ain't fixed like you claim
Remember when l said you only post utter bollocks? 

Still bitter about being embarrassed on here are you?

[XKhammer]

Probably the best draw the sponsors could have asked for:

1. Arsenal, Chelsea & one of Manchester City/Liverpool through to Wembley
2. At least one of the less bankable minnows (Us/Leeds) definitely out.
3. Mind you, Us against Port Vale in the final would be a classic squeaky bum moment for global media/pundits/advertisers.

Moron...just admit it ain't fixed like you claim
Remember when l said you only post utter bollocks? 

[Mike Oxsaw]

Probably the best draw the sponsors could have asked for:

1. Arsenal, Chelsea & one of Manchester City/Liverpool through to Wembley
2. At least one of the less bankable minnows (Us/Leeds) definitely out.
3. Mind you, Us against Port Vale in the final would be a classic squeaky bum moment for global media/pundits/advertisers.

[the coming of gary]

West Ham have now had twenty (TWENTY) consecutive FA Cup draws without drawing Liverpool OR Man city OR Chelsea OR Arsenal

But apparently its a big fix every round
.

.. make that twenty - one now
.

[OK_Guy]

Would rather have Jim Bowen captaining the side of late.

'FERRET!!!'... thank God you're safe, we thought you had been taken out by a Iranian missile.  

[Mad Ferret]

Would rather have Jim Bowen captaining the side of late.

[John Drake]

It could be a Jim Bowen Bullseye moment if we get drawn against Port Vale but then lose to Brentford. "Let's take a look at who you could have played"

[BoleynGone]

well done tweedle dee

[BoleynGone]

yes I know that you dumb fuck.
it's this scenario that is played out

[Beef&Tomato]

Think we will get a lucky draw.  Fancy we get Port Vale.

[Manuel]

Weren't we suppose to get Liverpool/City etc in the last 3 draws? Keep saying it and you might be right at some point and then you can stick your chests out all proudly. See, told ya it's fixed!

 

[Massive Attack]

Liverpool vs West Ham/Brentford
Arsenal vs Port Vale
Chelsea vs Leeds
Man City vs Southampton

We can see you sneaking in..  

[twoleftfeet]

it wil be 
Arsenal - Port Vale
Liverpool - West Ham
Man City - Southampton
Leeds - Chelsea

that's if we win

If Brentford win

Brentford - Port Vale
Liverpool - Southampton
Arsenal - Leeds
Man City- Chelsea

The draw is before we play 

Don’t baffle the cock with facts! Leave him with some dignity

[fraser]

it wil be 
Arsenal - Port Vale
Liverpool - West Ham
Man City - Southampton
Leeds - Chelsea

that's if we win

If Brentford win

Brentford - Port Vale
Liverpool - Southampton
Arsenal - Leeds
Man City- Chelsea

The draw is before we play 

[BoleynGone]

it wil be 
Arsenal - Port Vale
Liverpool - West Ham
Man City - Southampton
Leeds - Chelsea

that's if we win

If Brentford win

Brentford - Port Vale
Liverpool - Southampton
Arsenal - Leeds
Man City- Chelsea

[Tomshardware]

We've drawn Man Utd 6 times in the FA Cup in 25 years.  

[fraser]

West Ham have now had twenty (TWENTY) consecutive FA Cup draws without drawing Liverpool OR Man city OR Chelsea OR Arsenal

But apparently its a big fix every round
.

Yeah but most of them were against Man U..