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Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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Come On You Irons
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Judge Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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On suspicion of sounding someone at a Golf Course.

What a classy bloke bloke this criminal is.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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Glad to see a sarcastic remark has triggered a few snowflakes 

As for Barton he is presumably wealthy after his football career and should have a comfortable life 
That said he spends his time talking nonsense to Eni Aluko and fighting golfers
What a dozy cսnt he is
He is a middle aged man ffs
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:09
Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 

 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
But he has a point as scousers are proper scum as dont even class themselves as English 
Can't decide if l want Liverpool or Bradford nuked first...followed by Broxbourne 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 10:53
Come On You Irons" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 08:54 I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.

And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.
Have you seen the state of teachers these days?

Who's to say he isn't typical of the commie infested education system?

I can easily see the cսnt squaring up to Barton screaming usual idiocy, "nazi scum ", "hey hey, ho ho green fees have got to go" , " Whose greens? Our greens"
He gets  agg everyday of his life 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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I told him  id stand by him and I will .
'They ' want him gone 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Come On You Irons" wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 13:26 Short fuse my arse. The bloke's a lunatic. How he hasn't been jailed already is a mystery.
 Another ignorant lazy arsed assumption based on fuck all .
If you take the time to watch his YouTube channel...I think you'll find he's far from a lunatic 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Come On You Irons" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:05 Well, we will see. The truth will come out when this case goes to trial. I can see Barton getting banged up for a long stretch if/ when convicted.
Interesting  that you assume Barton is the villain here 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 16:08 Did he use his nine iron on him?
If only
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Eastside surge" wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 12:41 Scummy fucker from a family of scummy fuckers
Oh really...you know em ?
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Mad Ferret" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:41
THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:09
Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 


 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
And he's homophobic. 
So am I ...fucking disgusting perverts
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Manuel wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 12:24 Lol he makes me laugh does Barton. So he beat up a golfer, nothing to see here.
the golfer teed off first 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Thundercunt & Mad Foreskin
What a pair!
Merseyside is a crime ridden hell hole with no redeeming features
 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:09
Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 

 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
And he's homophobic. 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 
 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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The victim is a former non league football manager called Kevin
Suspect he might not be your usual headteacher with leather patches on his cardigan elbows
Sounds a bit Harry Enfield’s Scousers having a punch up in a golf club
Sad old middle aged men who need to CALM DOWN 

Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 

Favourite bit of the story is Eni Aluko’s lawyer being called Gervase De Wilde. 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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It is understood that an argument started inside the clubhouse. There is a suggestion that a weapon was subsequently produced from outside the building.

Sounds like the fella was glassed
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Well, we will see. The truth will come out when this case goes to trial. I can see Barton getting banged up for a long stretch if/ when convicted.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Come On You Irons" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 08:54 I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.

And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.
Have you seen the state of teachers these days?

Who's to say he isn't typical of the commie infested education system?

I can easily see the cսnt squaring up to Barton screaming usual idiocy, "nazi scum ", "hey hey, ho ho green fees have got to go" , " Whose greens? Our greens"
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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All forms of news medias aim is to make money to pay the staff and make money for the owners or share holders.  
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.

And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Gank wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 00:07 None of you know the context of this altercation, or even if he started it. Wait for some facts before you pass judgement.
You're joking right that's not the way WHO or the Internet works... 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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They both deny it vehemently. I don't like him he is too full of himself 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Gank wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 00:07 None of you know the context of this altercation, or even if he started it. Wait for some facts before you pass judgement.

Same happened with Tommy Robinson when people rushed to the wrong conclusion on that at King's Cross.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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None of you know the context of this altercation, or even if he started it. Wait for some facts before you pass judgement.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Barton has fucked himself right up here. Remanded in custody and likely to get a long stretch when convicted.

What an absolute twat of a bloke.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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The man that was attacked is  the founder and headteacher for a school for children with additional needs

Barton has been remanded and accused of assault occasioning grievous bodily harm
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