Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.
Out the door 1st Jan.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 29 Jan 2026, 00:45
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Gary Strodders shank" wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 22:59
Anyone reading his leaving statement who is still buying Paqueta and his crocodile tears need to give there head a wobble.
A legend in his own head.and showed no loyalty whatsoever to the club
.
You cannot compare Soucek with him because they are very different players and thankfully very different characters with very different morals.
Big Tom pound for pound has contributed far more in blood sweat tears headed clearances and goals than the fraid Paqueta ever did but of course he never made that pass to Bowen that the former is living off
His leaving piece was as I expected, very narcissistic.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 29 Jan 2026, 00:43
by Monsieur merde de cheval
I wish him and his family well , but I'm glad he's gone and the whole Paqueta saga is now over with.
Been more trouble than his worth IMO.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 29 Jan 2026, 00:40
by Monsieur merde de cheval
pdcwhu wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 19:55
He was a Class player
Occasionally .and those occasions were few and far between.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 29 Jan 2026, 00:40
by Alfs
I thank him for the sublime pass that put Bowen through to win us the cup - but since then he's done nothing of note and am delighted that we got 40 million for him.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 23:16
by Hammer I am
he wont be missed, hasn't delivered for far too long.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 22:59
by Gary Strodders shank
Anyone reading his leaving statement who is still buying Paqueta and his crocodile tears need to give there head a wobble.
A legend in his own head.and showed no loyalty whatsoever to the club
.
You cannot compare Soucek with him because they are very different players and thankfully very different characters with very different morals.
Big Tom pound for pound has contributed far more in blood sweat tears headed clearances and goals than the fraid Paqueta ever did but of course he never made that pass to Bowen that the former is living off
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 22:32
by Gank
simons wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 21:05
Exactly, Massive.
Give me a team full of Tommy’s any day!
That's a League 2 team. I think we're better having 1 Soucek than none, but you wouldn't want any more. Him at left wing would be a gift for the opposition. A team of Paquetas would easily stay in the Championship.
Are we putting them in goal as well? I might need to think about this again if so.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 22:29
by Gank
I've heard it all now, Soucek is a fraction of the player Paqueta is, and he's already been crying about his mental health before leaving. Nothing against either of them, but what you're saying is plain wrong.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 21:55
by Mex Martillo
Yes Soucek represents the West Ham way. It's class when that combines with skills like Paqueta had, but we don't get too many of them these days.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 21:31
by Takashi Miike
pdcwhu wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 21:10
Imagine how ardilles felt playing in England when youz invaded them
invaded them? you back on the turps?
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 21:10
by pdcwhu
Imagine how ardilles felt playing in England when youz invaded them
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 21:05
by simons
Exactly, Massive.
Give me a team full of Tommy’s any day!
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 21:03
by Massive Attack
simons wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 20:54
No animosity, but I’m only interested in players who want to play for us.
Mental elf is an easy cop out nowadays. Not that it might not be true, but It’s literally a free pass for being a bit of a cսnt in any walk of life.
Souček will never have the quality that Paquetá undoubtedly has, but he’s twice the man he’ll ever be, and I’m much happier seeing him pull on a shirt, with a smile on his face, even if he’s battling his own demons too.
Note to club : stay away from South Americans in the future. They’re generally agg in the long run.
And Souceks mental health is well documented now although at the time he was struggling he kept it to himself and never used as an excuse during that period or use it as an excuse to get away from the Club. If anything he used it to inspire him to do better and to come back fighting. Like you say, twice the man than Paqueta.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 20:54
by simons
No animosity, but I’m only interested in players who want to play for us.
Mental elf is an easy cop out nowadays. Not that it might not be true, but It’s literally a free pass for being a bit of a cսnt in any walk of life.
Souček will never have the quality that Paquetá undoubtedly has, but he’s twice the man he’ll ever be, and I’m much happier seeing him pull on a shirt, with a smile on his face, even if he’s battling his own demons too.
Note to club : stay away from South Americans in the future. They’re generally agg in the long run.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 20:06
by Mex Martillo
I liked Paqueta and appreciate his statement. Don't care if he didn't write it, he approved it and posted it or whatever. He was a frustrating player, and on the whole it didn't work towards the end. I enjoyed a lot of his play and he gave us quite a bit of enjoyment.
Have to acknowledge good time for him to go, as we are finding we can do well without him.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 20:04
by BurlingtonB
Flattered to deceive most of the time when he wasn’t diving.. Glad he’s gone -we’ll be a better team without him and will hopefully allow Fernandez to show what he can do now.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:55
by pdcwhu
He was a Class player
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:40
by Massive Attack
When he blags needing to move to protect his mental health, how about everyone else still at the Clubs mental health when constantly having to put up with his petulance, poor performances and highly suspect betting scandal? Sorry forgot, that shit only works one way when a spoilt player is desperate to leave on mega money and all the trappings.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:36
by smartypants
We all just need to remember that he was off to City 2 years ago, if he’d had his way.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:29
by MaryMillingtonsGhost
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 19:25
Your beard is shit by the way. And you’re a rubbish dancer.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:25
by Iron Duke
Thanks for all the times you lost the ball, fell over and sat on the ground waving your hands at the referee while the other team launched a dangerous counter attack. Thanks for the rediculously petulant red card against Liverpool, when we were only a goal down. And thanks for deciding to not make yourself available for the last three games because you were sad.
Your beard is shit by the way. And you’re a rubbish dancer.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:11
by MaryMillingtonsGhost
El Scorchio" wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 18:38
So long and thanks for all the fish
Possibly should've posted this on the WAYLTN thread:
A GOOD player on his day. A potentially EXCELLENT player on his day.
Unfortunately, those days turned into weeks if not months.
Like most others that wear the C and B, think he always saw us as a stepping stone to bigger and better things. That cսnt Kudus springs to mind.
Didn't really help himself with the 'staying for the remainder of the season' shit, only to want to fuck off like a rat up a drain pipe as soon as.
Still, I wish him no ill will (if for no other reason than THAT pass in Prague).
Yet another 'could've been', consigned to memory.
It's the West Ham way.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 18:44
by gpike
Bye bye.. delighted with this
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 18:38
by El Scorchio
Yeah I can understand some of the stuff he's saying obviously directed at the FA and others and I have limited sympathy for how he's been treated and how it probably affected him but some of it is just bollocks about never wanting to leave. Also 'Not wanting to leave but wanting to return home' is absolute spin at it's best.
So long and thanks for all the fish
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 18:36
by Nutsin
Sounds like he wants to get the hell out of dodge before any new evidence appears.
I noted that he didn’t mention the fans in his farewell statement.
Im glad he is leaving and even happier we got a chunk of change for him too. Could have been a lot worse.
Best for both sides that he moves on. I personally think Fernandez will fill that role better anyway.
