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Crapaqueta

Posted: 30 Nov 2025, 16:06
by THUNDERCLINT
Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.

Out the door 1st Jan.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 03:17
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Come On You Irons" wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 22:21 It is noticeable how much of a better and more cohesive team we have become since this cսnt fucked off back to Brazil.

He was clearly a toxic presence.
In a nutshell..👍

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 12:48
by Come On You Irons
Manuel wrote: 05 Mar 2026, 01:47 A stupid bump, you are too excitable Massive, calm yourself down a bit son :-) But fwiw is this the most overrated player ever? Not missed one iota, a creative player that doesn't create. Good riddance to the fraud.
Yes he is. I consistently stated that this chump was grossly overrated and should never have had that cringey song sung to him by the more philistine amongst our supporter base.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 01:47
by Manuel
A stupid bump, you are too excitable Massive, calm yourself down a bit son :-) But fwiw is this the most overrated player ever? Not missed one iota, a creative player that doesn't create. Good riddance to the fraud.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 22:31
by Massive Attack
Come On You Irons" wrote: 04 Mar 2026, 22:21 It is noticeable how much of a better and more cohesive team we have become since this cսnt fucked off back to Brazil.

He was clearly a toxic presence.

I said that would be the case once we stopped trying to pander to him constantly when he kept letting us down not repaying the faith shown in him. His negativity and piss poor play aint stinking the place out any more and the place has instantly lifted since he fucked off with his tail between his legs. 

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 22:26
by Hammer I am
He knows it is, he just likes the attention of people calling him out over Summerville 

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 22:23
by pdcwhu
That's Complete Nonsense 

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 22:21
by Come On You Irons
It is noticeable how much of a better and more cohesive team we have become since this cսnt fucked off back to Brazil.

He was clearly a toxic presence.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 18:40
by Mad Dog
Come On You Irons" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 17:58
dealcanvey wrote: 08 Feb 2026, 15:56
Come On You Irons" wrote: 08 Feb 2026, 15:45 We have now won 4 games out of 5 since this prick effectively went on strike before he was sold, and we could and should have won the other one.

It's obvious that this cսnt was a toxic deadweight on our squad and I consider him one of the biggest frauds in football.

I am so pleased they managed to flog him and still get decent wedge for him as I am certain we would have been easily relegated with him still stinking the place out.

It's also great to see Fernandes flourishing since this prick stopped taking up a spot in midfield and detailing everything.

I said all along Paqueta was overrated and that Fernandes was an excellent signing.
‘I said all along…’

what was it you were saying all along about Summerville? Gone quiet on him for now?
I called him at the time our best signing of the 2024 summer transfer window. Then he got injured.

Then earlier this season, I said he needed to work on his end product. And lo and behold Nuno and his coaches must have agreed with me given they have clearly been working on his finishing, and they and he have added an end product to his game.
Im 99% certain you said you'd changed your mind and he was championship level as he had no end product

For the love of god stop with the "I called it" shit.  Especially as you try to backtrack

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 04 Mar 2026, 18:19
by Massive Attack
Just see on Sky Sports reporting that Flamengos very successful manager Felipe Luis who had won everything in sight last season has been sacked after Flamengo got off to the worst start to a season in a decade. The Paqueta Effect. 😂

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 10 Feb 2026, 11:22
by dealcanvey
XKhammer wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 19:12
Come On You Irons" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 17:58
dealcanvey wrote: 08 Feb 2026, 15:56
‘I said all along…’

what was it you were saying all along about Summerville? Gone quiet on him for now?
I called him at the time our best signing of the 2024 summer transfer window. Then he got injured.

Then earlier this season, I said he needed to work on his end product. And lo and behold Nuno and his coaches must have agreed with me given they have clearly been working on his finishing, and they and he have added an end product to his game.
Why ain't you managing Man City then?
Think he is too busy pulling the strings at West Ham.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 09 Feb 2026, 19:12
by XKhammer
Come On You Irons" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 17:58
dealcanvey wrote: 08 Feb 2026, 15:56
Come On You Irons" wrote: 08 Feb 2026, 15:45 We have now won 4 games out of 5 since this prick effectively went on strike before he was sold, and we could and should have won the other one.

It's obvious that this cսnt was a toxic deadweight on our squad and I consider him one of the biggest frauds in football.

I am so pleased they managed to flog him and still get decent wedge for him as I am certain we would have been easily relegated with him still stinking the place out.

It's also great to see Fernandes flourishing since this prick stopped taking up a spot in midfield and detailing everything.

I said all along Paqueta was overrated and that Fernandes was an excellent signing.
‘I said all along…’

what was it you were saying all along about Summerville? Gone quiet on him for now?
I called him at the time our best signing of the 2024 summer transfer window. Then he got injured.

Then earlier this season, I said he needed to work on his end product. And lo and behold Nuno and his coaches must have agreed with me given they have clearly been working on his finishing, and they and he have added an end product to his game.
Why ain't you managing Man City then?

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 09 Feb 2026, 17:58
by Come On You Irons
dealcanvey wrote: 08 Feb 2026, 15:56
Come On You Irons" wrote: 08 Feb 2026, 15:45 We have now won 4 games out of 5 since this prick effectively went on strike before he was sold, and we could and should have won the other one.

It's obvious that this cսnt was a toxic deadweight on our squad and I consider him one of the biggest frauds in football.

I am so pleased they managed to flog him and still get decent wedge for him as I am certain we would have been easily relegated with him still stinking the place out.

It's also great to see Fernandes flourishing since this prick stopped taking up a spot in midfield and detailing everything.

I said all along Paqueta was overrated and that Fernandes was an excellent signing.
‘I said all along…’

what was it you were saying all along about Summerville? Gone quiet on him for now?
I called him at the time our best signing of the 2024 summer transfer window. Then he got injured.

Then earlier this season, I said he needed to work on his end product. And lo and behold Nuno and his coaches must have agreed with me given they have clearly been working on his finishing, and they and he have added an end product to his game.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 08 Feb 2026, 15:56
by dealcanvey
Come On You Irons" wrote: 08 Feb 2026, 15:45 We have now won 4 games out of 5 since this prick effectively went on strike before he was sold, and we could and should have won the other one.

It's obvious that this cսnt was a toxic deadweight on our squad and I consider him one of the biggest frauds in football.

I am so pleased they managed to flog him and still get decent wedge for him as I am certain we would have been easily relegated with him still stinking the place out.

It's also great to see Fernandes flourishing since this prick stopped taking up a spot in midfield and detailing everything.

I said all along Paqueta was overrated and that Fernandes was an excellent signing.
‘I said all along…’

what was it you were saying all along about Summerville? Gone quiet on him for now?

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 08 Feb 2026, 15:45
by Come On You Irons
We have now won 4 games out of 5 since this prick effectively went on strike before he was sold, and we could and should have won the other one.

It's obvious that this cսnt was a toxic deadweight on our squad and I consider him one of the biggest frauds in football.

I am so pleased they managed to flog him and still get decent wedge for him as I am certain we would have been easily relegated with him still stinking the place out.

It's also great to see Fernandes flourishing since this prick stopped taking up a spot in midfield and detailing everything.

I said all along Paqueta was overrated and that Fernandes was an excellent signing.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 20:42
by Massive Attack
Gaffer58 wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 20:31 Did he dive and hold his head as it went over?
Nah, probably tried to get himself sent off then blame it on the FA.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 20:31
by Gaffer58
Did he dive and hold his head as it went over?

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 19:23
by THUNDERCLINT
El Scorchio" wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 11:43 Came on for his debut in the Brazilian cup final and had a chance to equalise in injury time but put it over the bar of a virtually open goal from five yards out.
Ha-ha. cսnt.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 14:57
by Massive Attack
Rossal wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 11:47
least that back injury of his has cleared up though. 🐀

Funny that..... 🐀 💩 💩 💩 

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 13:31
by XKhammer
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 02 Feb 2026, 12:21 Come on! You've got to be fucking stupid to not know how these things work.

Paqueta goes at the FA all guns blazing and they - the suits with no actual skin in the game - will simply let it be known - without actually saying it - that they will "look favourably" on each & every referee who doesn't give Paqueta the benefit of the doubt in any (50/50) confrontation/tackle/issue.

He gets his legs broken in a tackle and ends up with a VAR supported red card for diving/simulation.

He want's revenge, he can start proceedings from Brazil now that the FA hold no power over him
You know when l said you only post utter bollocks 🙄 

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 12:21
by Mike Oxsaw
Come on! You've got to be fucking stupid to not know how these things work.

Paqueta goes at the FA all guns blazing and they - the suits with no actual skin in the game - will simply let it be known - without actually saying it - that they will "look favourably" on each & every referee who doesn't give Paqueta the benefit of the doubt in any (50/50) confrontation/tackle/issue.

He gets his legs broken in a tackle and ends up with a VAR supported red card for diving/simulation.

He want's revenge, he can start proceedings from Brazil now that the FA hold no power over him

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 11:47
by Rossal
Then they ran up the other end and made it 2-0 

least that back injury of his has cleared up though. 🐀

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 11:43
by El Scorchio
Came on for his debut in the Brazilian cup final and had a chance to equalise in injury time but put it over the bar of a virtually open goal from five yards out.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 30 Jan 2026, 09:13
by GBHammer63
fraser wrote: 30 Jan 2026, 08:47
GBHammer63 wrote: 30 Jan 2026, 07:59
fraser wrote: 30 Jan 2026, 01:39
If something fucks you up mentally you change what's fucked you up mentally, you don't double down and do more of it. So not carrying on doing the thing which caused the damage isn't proof that there wasn't any done. 
I’m not getting this argument, if the FA have caused the (alleged ) mental suffering surely he’d feel better by attacking the ones who caused the problem as soon as he was acquitted of any wrongdoing. Not just accepting the hurt dished out by people at the FA, up sticks and go to Brazil, best therapy is teaching them a lesson, no?
Because seeking revenge and getting stuck in legal battles for more years, when it was the pressure of it all causing him anxiety... So of course he wouldn't want to, who would I wouldn't. Life is too short and he's hated it why would you volunteer for more of the same, the best therapy isn't teaching them a lesson it's letting it go... I bet you couldn't find a professional anywhere that would recommend the path your suggesting as a way to get over it. 
Dont get it, it’d make me feel much better about the situation if it were me, the pressure is off when the verdict was given, it’s not like he’d have to be his own barrister and swot up. Easy for a professional to say let it go, it’s not their life that’s allegedly been fucked.

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 30 Jan 2026, 08:56
by fraser
Oh and all this after the club supported him bollocks.. 

The club were protecting their valuable asset who had done nothing wrong, it's not like he did something and they supported him, it was in the club's interest not to lose an at the time £85million asset. 

Re: Crapaqueta

Posted: 30 Jan 2026, 08:47
by fraser
GBHammer63 wrote: 30 Jan 2026, 07:59
fraser wrote: 30 Jan 2026, 01:39
GBHammer63 wrote: 29 Jan 2026, 20:36
What so these footballers with massive self belief who have struggled hard to get where they are who’ve had bigger struggles when they are skint, when pushed they want to go home? Not to have nothing to do with football but to play for a different football team when it wasn’t the team that caused the problem?
If something fucks you up mentally you change what's fucked you up mentally, you don't double down and do more of it. So not carrying on doing the thing which caused the damage isn't proof that there wasn't any done. 
I’m not getting this argument, if the FA have caused the (alleged ) mental suffering surely he’d feel better by attacking the ones who caused the problem as soon as he was acquitted of any wrongdoing. Not just accepting the hurt dished out by people at the FA, up sticks and go to Brazil, best therapy is teaching them a lesson, no?
Because seeking revenge and getting stuck in legal battles for more years, when it was the pressure of it all causing him anxiety... So of course he wouldn't want to, who would I wouldn't. Life is too short and he's hated it why would you volunteer for more of the same, the best therapy isn't teaching them a lesson it's letting it go... I bet you couldn't find a professional anywhere that would recommend the path your suggesting as a way to get over it.