Arise, SIR Idris Elba

[the coming of gary]

... Announced in the new years honours list

OBE / MBE trinkets for the likes of matt lucas, bill bailey, ellie goulding, gabby logan
.

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

Story was he was given a free membership to my gym and unfortunately saw him naked
one day in the change room

 

How long did you have to lurk in your locker to arrange that?

[Mike Oxsaw]

What exactly did Matt Lucas get an honour for?

Used to see him on the street around where I live when he was with the pretty boyfriend who killed himself
Story was he was given a free membership to my gym and unfortunately saw him naked one day in the change room

Idris Elba was great in The Wire. Very average in everything since

Matt is still the less creepy one from Little Britain. Maybe for that? Who knows? They give awards to all sorts of creeps, have done for years.

One Sunny Day WHO & Bah!

[One Sunny Day]

What exactly did Matt Lucas get an honour for?

Used to see him on the street around where I live when he was with the pretty boyfriend who killed himself
Story was he was given a free membership to my gym and unfortunately saw him naked one day in the change room

Idris Elba was great in The Wire. Very average in everything since

Matt is still the less creepy one from Little Britain. Maybe for that? Who knows? They give awards to all sorts of creeps, have done for years.

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

Arise Sir token black men, women and gays!

[Nurse Ratched]

What exactly did Matt Lucas get an honour for?

Used to see him on the street around where I live when he was with the pretty boyfriend who killed himself
Story was he was given a free membership to my gym and unfortunately saw him naked one day in the change room

Idris Elba was great in The Wire. Very average in everything since

Gym, or 'bathhouse'?

[Massive Attack]

Story was he was given a free membership to my gym and unfortunately saw him naked one day in the change room


 

Oh yeah..

[Fauxstralian]

What exactly did Matt Lucas get an honour for?

Used to see him on the street around where I live when he was with the pretty boyfriend who killed himself
Story was he was given a free membership to my gym and unfortunately saw him naked one day in the change room

Idris Elba was great in The Wire. Very average in everything since

[Council Scum]

I've met both Idris and Matt many times. One is very arrogant, the other, an utter delight.  I'll leave it you to work out who is who.

As someone who worked at a law firm involved with Matt, he's a nonce and an utter cսnt.

[Vexed]

I've met both Idris and Matt many times. One is very arrogant, the other, an utter delight.  I'll leave it you to work out who is who.

You a rent boy or summink? 

[Alfs]

I've met both Idris and Matt many times. One is very arrogant, the other, an utter delight.  I'll leave it you to work out who is who.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

The chippy minge can fuck right off.
 

[Council Scum]

See. Supporting Arsenal does have its perks. Just ask Karren.?

Idris Elba is a shit actor, Matt Lucas is a nonce. So yeah, seems about right. 

[RBshorty]

See. Supporting Arsenal does have its perks. Just ask Karren.?

[zebthecat]

That is sad.
Behold the man indeedy!

[Nurse Ratched]

On a much sadder note, the Spanish biddy who enhanced the Ecce Homo fresco into the splendid Monkey Christ has passed away. Her story gave me one of the best laughs I can remember. Almost up there with the terrorists who decided to take on Glasgow Airport. 

[zico]

Faux,  Found this re Sinfield.

"He received an MBE in 2014 for services to rugby league and then an OBE in 2021 for both his work on the pitch and charitable fundraising.  In the 2024 New Year Honours he was awarded the CBE for services to motor neurone disease awareness.  Royal protocol states that an honour cannot be upgraded within a three-year period, meaning that Sinfield must wait another year to be knighted, which seems very likely to happen in the 2027 New Year Honours."

Could have waived the rules for him mind you, doubt anyone would have complained.

Isn't that woman below the one who at the King's Coronation on TV declared about how “terribly white” the balcony line-up was?!

[Massive Attack]

I thought Black people didn’t like the Empire? Or maybe when it suits them. 

[twoleftfeet]

I thought Black people didn’t like the Empire? Or maybe when it suits them. 

[Fauxstralian]

A high profile black celebrity trying to do SOMETHING about knife crime
Good for him
Some Premier league footballers could actually do the same

How much further does Kevin Sinfield have to run until he gets a well deserved Knighthood ahead of some no marks & political time servers?
They must have a spare one now that Charles close mate Jimmy Savile isn’t using his

[El Scorchio]

Knighted is a bit OTT when an O or a M would probably suffice at least for now but there you go and the guy has done a lot for charity. 

[Vexed]

Must have run out of people that have actually done something. Congrats on doing your day jobs adequately, have a new year honour. 

Its not for his day job, read up on it before posting.

Ah yes I forgot about his charitable work throwing a tax deductable amount of cash at a youth charity that helps kids as long as they're of a particular ethnicity. I expect they have published results of their successes for the benefactor to be knighted? No? OH OK THEN, FAMOUS BLOKE DID SOME CHARITY = KNIGHTHOOD it is then. How would we live without his efforts?

FUCK OFF BRITAIN 

[Fat, Bald n 50]

Must have run out of people that have actually done something. Congrats on doing your day jobs adequately, have a new year honour. 

Its not for his day job, read up on it before posting.

[Eerie Decent]

Poor old Joey Barton missed out again.

It's more of a compliment not to be 'honoured' these days.

[Vexed]

For being his moody cսnt self in every fucking thing he's ever done?

 

Services to advertising Sky I reckon. Sky have got shares in the Royal Family. 

[,]

Poor old Joey Barton missed out again.