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If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:26
by wils
(Thread at WHU(Exeter)'s suggestion)
For me, difficult to beat either of those two spaniards from Saturday. But Gary Lineker is up there.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 10:08
by Far Cough UKunt
David Beckham
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 09:58
by Eerie Decent
Diego Simeone
We would've won that tournament.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 09:36
by dealcanvey
Cucurella and Romero.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 05:52
by Hello Mrs. Jones
Id like to razor Razor Ruddock, the 'wall cսnt
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 04 Feb 2026, 21:50
by F 129 Row66
1. Mohamed Salah. Can't stand the big nose cսnt. Dates from the time West Ham were one up at Liverpoolright near half time. At that point they had not even had a shot on target, nd he dived screaming after Masuaku just brushe against him. The fatuous smile on his face after he scored the penalty made me so angry. Next time I saw him on TV he was praying before a game, I nearly kicked the TV screen. Horrible cheating cսnt.
2. I don't like that tart faced ladyboy Christiano Ronaldo either and would happily stamp on his boat.
3. Son the Cheating Chinaman. Fucking horrible cսnt, I'd happily piss on his dog stew
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 18:13
by Swiss.
Leighton James
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 17:36
by XKhammer
Paul lnce
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 17:08
by Pub Bigot
Dave Beckham.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 16:09
by kylay
El Scorchio" wrote: ↑03 Feb 2026, 13:18
Ronaldo. Not fat Ronaldo mind you. I'd go for a beer and a night out with him.
Was going to say him or Bruno Fernandes and just about anyone who's ever played for spurs, barring scotty parker of course.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 15:14
by El Scorchio
Alfs wrote: ↑03 Feb 2026, 14:22
Niclas Fullkrug
You're not going to make his teeth any worse than they already are, no matter how hard you hit the cowardly cսnt.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 14:22
by Alfs
Niclas Fullkrug
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 14:08
by Gank
Warren Barton
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 14:03
by Dick Shaftsbury
How can we be forgetting - Martin Keown
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 13:18
by El Scorchio
Ronaldo. Not fat Ronaldo mind you. I'd go for a beer and a night out with him.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 13:10
by GBHammer63
Rijkaard, dirty gobbling cսnt. Would have been ironed out in a heartbeat.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 10:25
by Russ of the BML
If I was playing now - Cucuarella. Biggest snidy dago cheat cսnt ever.
back in the day - MacManaman - Whiny Scouse ponce
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 09:54
by Swiss.
How could I forget Son
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 07:54
by Far Cough UKunt
John Drake" wrote: ↑03 Feb 2026, 07:06
Emiliano Martinez
Anthony Gordon
Antonio Rattin
Antonio Rattin? Fuck me, that's a long grudge?
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 07:06
by John Drake
Emiliano Martinez
Anthony Gordon
Antonio Rattin
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 06:57
by Gary Strodders shank
Billy Whitehurst (as long as I had Duncan Ferguson backing me up)
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 04:58
by Far Cough UKunt
Perry Nium" wrote: ↑03 Feb 2026, 03:27
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑02 Feb 2026, 19:24
Ian Harte had a very punchable face. Also a snidey, cheating scumbag.
I remember him getting Ian Wright sent off in that game where we had 3 reds. Wright went nuts, as did the crowd, at the shit ref. Think Rob Harris was his name.
Was that when Wrighty, rearranged the furniture in the referee's changing room?
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 03:27
by Perry Nium
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑02 Feb 2026, 19:24
Ian Harte had a very punchable face. Also a snidey, cheating scumbag.
I remember him getting Ian Wright sent off in that game where we had 3 reds. Wright went nuts, as did the crowd, at the shit ref. Think Rob Harris was his name.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 03:18
by Gank
Darren Peacock
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 20:27
by wils
Just watched the highlights from Saturday.
I’d like to add Rosenior to this list.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 20:12
by goose
Arteta.
I’d preemptively punch him in the face for becoming such an insufferable cսnt as a manager.