West Ham United Women

[Mex Martillo]

September
Sunday 7 September – Tottenham Hotspur (A) 12noon
Sunday 14 September – Arsenal (H) 12noon
Sunday 21 September – Brighton & Hove Albion (A) 2pm
Sunday 28 September – Chelsea (H) 12noon

October
Sunday 5 October – Aston Villa (H) 12noon
Sunday 12 October – London City Lionesses (A) 12noon

November
Sunday 2 November – Manchester City (A) 12noon
Sunday 9 November – Leicester City (H) 12noon
Sunday 16 November – Everton (H) 12noon

December
Saturday 6 December – Manchester United (A) 12.30pm
Saturday 13 December – Liverpool (H) 12noon

January
Sunday 11 January – Chelsea (A) 2pm
Sunday 25 January – Leicester City (A) 3pm

February
Sunday 1 February – Tottenham Hotspur (H) 12noon
Sunday 8 February – Brighton & Hove Albion (H) 12noon
Sunday 15 February – Everton (A) 2pm

March
Sunday 15 March – Manchester United (H) 12noon
Saturday 21 March – Arsenal (A) 12.30pm
Sunday 29 March – London City Lionesses (H) 12noon

April
Sunday 26 April – Liverpool (A) 2pm

May
Sunday 3 May – Aston Villa (A) 2pm
Sunday 17 May – Manchester City (H) 12noon

No.    Pos.    Nation    Player
1    GK    Poland POL    Kinga Szemik
2    DF    Japan JPN    Yu Endo
4    MF    Finland FIN    Oona Siren
5    DF    Belgium BEL    Amber Tysiak
7    DF    Algeria ALG    Inès Belloumou
9    FW    Japan JPN    Riko Ueki
11    FW    Colombia COL    Manuela Paví
13    DF    Finland FIN    Eva Nyström
14    DF    Canada CAN    Shelina Zadorsky (vice-captain)
15    MF    Hungary HUN    Anna Csiki (on loan from Tottenham Hotspur)
18    DF    England ENG    Anouk Denton
19    FW    Germany GER    Shekiera Martinez
20    FW    France FRA    Viviane Asseyi
21    FW    England ENG    Sarah Brasero
22    MF    Australia AUS    Katrina Gorry (captain)
23    FW    Wales WAL    Ffion Morgan
25    GK    Republic of Ireland IRL    Megan Walsh
27    FW    Switzerland SUI    Leila Wandeler
29    DF    Austria AUT    Verena Hanshaw
30    GK    England ENG    Katie O'Hanlon
33    MF    Turkey TUR    Halle Houssein
77    MF    Switzerland SUI    Seraina Piubel

Manager    Rehanne Skinner

[Mex Martillo]

Our new head coach is Rita Guarino. Italian, was manager at Juventus and won 7 trophies.
Her first match will be Chelsea away 11 Jan 2026. Nice easy start.

[honky cat]

I wonder if kate longhurst could come in. I don't know what she's up to now. Did she do any coaching badges.

[Mex Martillo]

Skinner didn't do much and to be struggling in the 2nd season after plenty of opportunity to shape the squad wasn't very good. Drawing with Liverpool the only team below us probably sealed the sacking. Quite a good time to change. Next game is January when there is also the transfer window. Everton and Leicester are 3 and 4 points ahead of us. A new manager will have to get us moving up the table. Yes uncanny the similarities with the men, but I think the women are in a better position.

[Eerie Decent]

The commonality would be uncanny, if it was the same sport.

[honky cat]

Manager gone!

sacked I guess.

Yes it seems she was a bit of a cock piss potter, maybe a
fanny, wee wee, skinner 

The results have been poor, but there's been a lot of changes in the team. I know most on here think they're nothing to do with west ham but they've plenty in common when it comes to the timing of successes and struggles. Also in a relegation fight this season.

[twoleftfeet]

Lucy Ward to take over.

Excellent. She won’t be on TV anymore then.

[Mad Ferret]

Lucy Ward to take over.

[twoleftfeet]

Manager gone!

sacked I guess.

[Mex Martillo]

Manchester United Women 2-1 West Ham United Women
We stay 11th above Liverpool in the relegation place.

[Mex Martillo]

Sun 07 Dec 13:00
Manchester United Women v West Ham United Women
Progress with Unity Stadium

[Lee Trundle]

I'd watch all the mens cup draws if they were done by lesbians, with loads of innuendos, with them making sex toys out of the balls.

[Fauxstralian]

Is she the one who drew out a ball and accidentally dropped it back in before picking it out again?
And then when she drew out Tottenham asked ‘What do we think of Tottenham?’
Ha ha
Cup Draw done by a ‘tik tok influencer’
 

[Lee Trundle]

[violator]

On a sort of related note, I see Andy Carroll scored for the Daggers last night

[Lee Trundle]

I see the WSL are blaming Sky for dwindling viewing figures.

I do think they've hit the nail on the head regarding how to do cp draws though.

[Keep dreaming]

Says who

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

A fella WILLINGLY attending and actually  paying to attend a game to watch   mental   stroppy dykes is   an outstanding beta male chase me gimp

[Mex Martillo]

That is odd the BBC say that Twofeet.
WHUFC.com report 1139, which seeing the ground in the highlights sounds about right.
Perhaps Thunder is right about the beeb.

[THUNDERCLINT]

As Bill Burr said “ if women can’t be bothered to watch women’s sport why should you expect men to “ 

I think most women have no interest in watching sport at all, regardless of who is playing. I would guess the girls that do follow the ladies, also watch the men. Prob season ticket holders looking for something else to do when the men are not playing.

Its funny how the the ladies improvement has followed from the men's team finally getting a couple of wins. 

There seems to be very little "middle ground" when it comes to sport & women. No real idea why.

On the one hand there are the very dedicated athletes, then a few who are aware, but the vast majority appear totally disinterested in any sport.

There's a very steep drop between the "cares" and "don't cares" with regards to most sports . That drop off is much more gradual amongst men.

And if they want to watch podgy dykes run around aimlessly and yell at each other Coronation Street is on 3 times a week.

[THUNDERCLINT]

Apparently, well according to the BBC, there were 7000 in attendance which is more lies because the grounds capacity is only 9500 and it was deserted. The stand behind one of the goals was empty and only the stand by the dugouts was 3/4 full. If there was more than 3500 I’d be amazed. Why the need to lie?

I assume you're looking for an answer more sophisticated than it's the BBC, it's what they do.

[twoleftfeet]

Apparently, well according to the BBC, there were 7000 in attendance which is more lies because the grounds capacity is only 9500 and it was deserted. The stand behind one of the goals was empty and only the stand by the dugouts was 3/4 full. If there was more than 3500 I’d be amazed. Why the need to lie?

[Mike Oxsaw]

As Bill Burr said “ if women can’t be bothered to watch women’s sport why should you expect men to “ 

I think most women have no interest in watching sport at all, regardless of who is playing. I would guess the girls that do follow the ladies, also watch the men. Prob season ticket holders looking for something else to do when the men are not playing.

Its funny how the the ladies improvement has followed from the men's team finally getting a couple of wins. 

There seems to be very little "middle ground" when it comes to sport & women. No real idea why.

On the one hand there are the very dedicated athletes, then a few who are aware, but the vast majority appear totally disinterested in any sport.

There's a very steep drop between the "cares" and "don't cares" with regards to most sports . That drop off is much more gradual amongst men.

[honky cat]

As Bill Burr said “ if women can’t be bothered to watch women’s sport why should you expect men to “ 

I think most women have no interest in watching sport at all, regardless of who is playing. I would guess the girls that do follow the ladies, also watch the men. Prob season ticket holders looking for something else to do when the men are not playing.

Its funny how the the ladies improvement has followed from the men's team finally getting a couple of wins. 

[Mex Martillo]

Nice one, takes us out of the relegation place.

[twoleftfeet]

Good win for the ladies, 3-1

Huge crowd at Brisbane Rd for the North London derby…..not! Less than a non league game despite all the hype.

As Bill Burr said “ if women can’t be bothered to watch women’s sport why should you expect men to “